69 Bidet

When two people get in the 69 position standing up but place their faces a little further through the legs than normal and they squirt liquid out their mouths onto each others arses.

John: Hey Sarah, did you just see
those two doing a 69 bidet on the weekend?
Sarah: Yeah, I was there. My mates invented the 69 bidet

by Toasty Cinnamon Bun November 13, 2022

Jersey Bidet

Taking a shower after pooping instead of wiping. Can be the result of a lack of toilet paper or inability or unwillingness to wipe.

After squeezing out a steamer I realized there was no toilet paper. So I jumped in the shower for the ol’ Jersey bidet.

by Jeromeo November 2, 2021

Brazilian Bidet

Washing your prolapsed anus in a toilet bowl. The suction and draining of bowl acts as a sort of rinse cycle for your happy little hornets nest.

"I usually tend to wring my prolapse like a towel after a Brazilian Bidet. It helps me stuff everything back up in there." -My friend Adam

by He_does_pro-laps April 25, 2023

Bidet-J

Receiving oral sex while getting your buttocks cleaned by a bidet.

The bidet cleaned my cheeks while my girlfriend cleaned my cock via bidet-J.

by Shrilnixx May 2, 2018

Arizona Bidet

The action of peeing into your own butt crack to remove any fecal matter after taking a bowel movement.

Because Coors Light is cheaper than toilet paper, I've been using the Arizona Bidet technique to clean-out my ass.

by Marilyn Manchin April 6, 2020

Texas bidet

When a man has a never ending wipe and uses his penis as a bidet by stretching his cock around his balls, eye to eye with his brown eye, and pees on or in his own butt hole to clean it off.

More hygienic than the Mississippi wet wipe.

I couldn’t get all the poop off so I had to use the Texas bidet

by Thetexasbidetcreator April 4, 2021

Super Bidet

The process of sucking water up in your PP than pushing out water at power hose levels of strength of speed into the partners ass cleaning it out like a bidet

Guy 1:Dude I Super Bidet her ass so good I saw water shoot out her eyes

Kid: dad I don't want to know this

by Yeah you know who I am March 23, 2021