zorch

a term that was used by people way back when

that is so zorch Mr. P. that turkey

by humalala February 22, 2008

Zucchini

It looks like a long green penis.

Bob's Zucchini is rotting.

by thehotcroquette May 2, 2015

zorch

An imaganary organ that rests on the outside of your stomache, they are very tasty and re-grow everytime you have a dream. also zorches that heven't been eaten in a few years become stale and nasty.

note: do not eat a cat zorch, they are poison if you happen to ingest one then belch it up before you die.

Rubin ate my zorch before I could cover it up!

by The jizzmonkey at the end of the tunnel October 2, 2004

Zorch

Typically meaning "butt" or "bottom"

Can also mean to fail an exam or test

Hey! Get your zorch out of my way!"

or "Wow! I really zorched that test!"

by Mr. Edwin Perry February 18, 2005

Zorch

Penis or dick fart

In the cool dead of night whisped the unmistakable cry of a flatulent penis emitting a zorch.

by Phlutsac August 9, 2012

zuchinno

not exactly sure...u havta make ur own definition for it...but its nothing like a zuchinni

i shall ride my zuchinno over there.

by zuangeethman April 27, 2009

zork zucchini

The zork zucchini occurs when you defecate on to a hard outdoor surface and then wait 7-10 days until petrification, then take the petrified log and spray paint it green, then replace your favorite dildo with the zucchini-like log. Finally, when ripeness is at its peak, pass the zork zucchini on to a close friend by placing in the crisper drawer of their refrigerator. Can be garnished with your favorite dressing and served chilled.

I wanted to a make a salad the other day, but all I had around the house was a zork zucchini.

by jeardon69 July 6, 2008