Yogart Cave

1 A female that is so dirty that, upon viewing her, one imagines her vagina contains and makes its own yogart.

2 Nickname for Monica. That bitch is gross!

Bergies girlfriend was so nasty that all the l337 peeps named that shit yogart cave.

person1: Oh my god i would so hit that!
person2: Ew man that shit is nasty!
person1: Fuck no dude!
person2: Man it looks like her vagina is full of yogart!
person1: LAWL! Yogart Cave?
person2: str8 up!

by c-dog and p_c April 23, 2006

Yonga

The delectable man juice expectorated from the male organ at the point of sexual climax.

Bruno: "Nothin' beats a mouthful of Yonga from some young buck after a night of dancing!"

Beano: "..."

Bruno: "Oh - by the way, I'm gay."

by Bean Grimhodock July 10, 2010

yogasm

When a person practices enough yoga that their genital muscles are strengthened therefore causing a more powerful orgasm.

I think that yogasm was due to all the yoga I've been doing this week.

by J^P August 9, 2004

fake yoga

The act of using yoga for self-aggrandisement, to define personal style or to make money in the yoga business. All talk and no action. The charlatan doing fake yoga is often seen looking good in yoga clothes, or making money through dialog based instruction, but doesn't actually do the yoga that they preach. This person uses spiritual Buddhist or Hindi proverbs to sells out the spiritual aspects of yoga, while collecting fees for yoga classes. Often the person who is faking yoga works at a yoga studio and gains sympathy by telling personal stories of car accidents or physical trauma, that leave the them unable to perform, but able to make money talking about yoga.

The fake yoga instructor has great success telling other people how to do yoga, but rarely can complete an entire class without laying down in savasana through difficult poses.

by Honeysucklefeast April 9, 2012

yoogle

To Yoogle is to search for yourself on the internet.

I'm going to yoogle myself and see how many hits I got in the wide world web

by PstarRachelRoXXX Knox June 19, 2009

Yooge

1. A Brooklyn accented pronunciation of the word "huge" where the 'H' consonant becomes silent and the long 'U'is pronounced as a supplement consonant as well a sharp 'oo' vowel sound pronounced more forcefully than the Standard American accent.

This pronunciation is popularized by Independent Senator and hopefully future president Bernie Sanders currently running for the executive office of the United States.

2. An all-around badass way to say "huge".

1. "All across this nation we've had yooge turnouts of people saying enough is enough!" - Bernie Sanders to a group of supporters

2. "Sit on my yooge jewish dick!" - Bernie Sanders to a group of hot women

by Tungsten October 18, 2015

Yoga Pole

An at home stripper pole, but in many colours.

Person 1 - Dude my girlfriend just bought a yoga pole!

Person 2 - Yo thats awesome!

Person 1 - If you give me 20 bucks I'll let you watch her strip.
Person 2 - I've had your girl for a lot less then that...

Person 1 - Who cares its a stripper pole in the bedroom!

by xbxrxaxnxdxoxnxq September 7, 2009