your mom

The largest object known to man, being an estimated 7 times larger than the Universe itself.

Person: Hey did you hear that they recently got photo evidence of your mom being larger than the Universe?

by yro'ue mom January 8, 2021

Your Mom

Ya know, the person who birthed you and will do absolutely anything for you. They love you always, even if it doesn't seem like it. I mean, if you need Urban Dictionary to find the definition of your mom, then you really need to open your eyes.

Your Mom is the most loving, caring person ever.

by Command C Command V February 19, 2020

Your mom

The person I banged last night

I banged your mom

by Simon Smith February 17, 2019

Your mom

A troll response

Reddit poster: What's your favorite thing to do during the winter?
Reddit commenter: Your mom

by frabrizio December 18, 2017

Your Mom

THE ONLY TRUE COME BACK!!!
it is also a dead meme fighting to survive.

Jimmie: hey Chad what did you do last night?
Chad: Your Mom

by really real real stuff September 5, 2018

your mom

the hottest chick in the world and a great response to any question or comment... EVER

Guy 1: "That jell-o was fucking awesome"

Guy 2: "Your mom's fucking awesome"

by NAAAAAAAME March 24, 2010

Your Mom

Probably the most over-used, unintelligent and pathetic comeback phrase and/or insult ever imaginable in all of humankind.

Not only is the useage commonly meaningless and inaccurate, it's a piss-poor and half-assed attempt at trying to offend someone who is clearly clever and better at insulting you than you are at insulting them.

The term is also pretty annoying, petty and pitiful.

Ex:

Person #1: I see that you are overweight, unlikeable and have a horrid personality... Who taught you to be the way that you are, you skanky slut?
Person #2: Your MOM!
Person #1: I suppose that makes sense, since you've never met with my mother or have ever been acquainted with her. Whatever. You suck at making insults.
Person #2: Um... shit, I guess you're right.

by Brandi8888 October 4, 2011