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Xi Hu

1(noun) The smartest most handsome person in school. Has many friends only using his computer for educational uses, gets attention from EVERYONE in the school. Skinny, fit, has a life and doesn't ever use slurs ever. Their test scores average between 100 and 200, never getting less than a perfect score. Loves to geometry dash but also studies. Runs a mile in less than 5 minutes. Has the best sense of humor ever and overall just the best person to ever come into existense

2(Verb) The act of being a Xi Hu
(Noun) That guy is so cool he is such a Xi Hu!!!!!
(Verb) Look at that, a 150 on my test!! I completely Xi Hu'd it!
by ChairStump June 2, 2025
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Mighty 4th XI

The greatest sporting team to never lift a trophy.
Watto: I can't believe the Mighty 4th XI choked in the final!!
Me: Jardup
by WattoSecretAdmirer November 4, 2025
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He Xi

Historically, about 35 years ago, He Xi was brought to Earth through a compromised government account that attempted to secure project "Sorry." This attempt, although half-assed, made a regimented beginning to the understanding of anatomical male science. In response to He Xi's interest in agricultural businesses, "He does not want to be normal or take drugs" was a protest hymn that is understood to be the catalyst of widespread trends in green grass calving practices. Noted horticulturist Syu Ju Wen also expanded on this novelty by writing the preeminent literature piece, 'Prepartum Maternal Behavior of Domesticated Cattle' about the impact He Xi has had on the Ankole-Watusi breed, which is amongst the most striking members of the bovine kingdom. This led He Xi to become an expert on legal matters concerning obesity as a gardening practice for the Shoebill bird beak, which looks like a wooden Dutch clog and is likened to He Xi's genealogical appearance.

"He is a He" is the second known protest hymn that evolved around the year 2009—defined as an undefined gender barrier-breaking legal entity that does not discriminate against anybody's musical taste. A He Xi moves the mountains and the waves of the ocean with spectacular dance moves that evoke dominant male cow energy. He makes not only you but us women. He is sooooooo good. A He Xi is neither he nor she but chooses to be defined as the pronoun "he."
Guy 1: Bruhh, What is the ugliest bird?
Guy 2: Fuck man, I heard it is a Shoebill that resembles a Dutch clog.
Guy 3: Wowzahh, that's so He Xi.

Girl 2: Being overweight means you're less likely to develop dementia.
by lk247 December 30, 2023
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Lynxr XI

A really bad fortnite sweaty don who thinks he’s the goat but always loses
by Hxrtzi September 10, 2020
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xi kai

Xi kai is knowledgable in medicinal chemistry.
by silverarrowdan January 18, 2021
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bleriot XI

The oldest airworthy aircraft in the world, built in 1909.
The bleriot XI is from 1909 but is still considered airworthy and can fly today despite being over 110 years old.
by glubglubglubglub July 4, 2025
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Rho Epsilon Xi Male

Rho Epsilon Xi Male is a man who is under the height of 5'5, balding, and just an overall piece of shit.
Tommy is a Rho Epsilon Xi Male. His bald ass is always creeping on women.
by funnymanbro February 10, 2024
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