write a book about it

a phrase used to emphasize that nobody cares. usually said to narcissistic people to deflate their monstrous egos

Brad: What's up Rob you tryna grab some grub?
Robert: Sure man I just got back from my adult softball league just gotta shower real quick
Brad: Damn Rob I batted cleanup back in high-school

Robert: here you go again, Bradley. for the love of god go write a book about it

by nandall October 16, 2019

writing a letter to the pope

Writing a letter to the pope is going to the bathroom. It can be used in reference to taking a shit or a piss

Don't go into the bathroom. John is in there writing a letter to the pope.

by kingbub112 February 29, 2016

diarrhea writing disorder

One that suffers from feeling their writing is eminently significant, produces it in voluminous quantities and in unremarkable (often unsolicited) contexts to such an extent that reading it can result in toxicity for passive observers.

"I think I am going to be sick from reading the diarrhea writing disorder afflicted emails he keeps sending on the same topic that are nine paragraphs long with three-four sentences each."

by not reading it October 21, 2012

grant writing

working for hours for free to ask for free money; and usually denied the money anyways. If you don't then you get to do more hours of volunteer work.

wanna go out?
can't busy grant writing?
why you know you're just gonna be counting scat samples if you get it

by Jo No E June 15, 2012

toilet bowl writing

When you run out of things to write about so you just reword the same thing over and over again

(imagine the spiral of a toilet flushing, going around and round.)
-/u/no-time-to-spare

"A hundred page paper due tomorrow. Time for a little toilet bowl writing."

by UnculturedLout March 16, 2015

writing up a phd

A process that leads the phd student to spending most of his time on Facebook or YouTube.

I think Christophe is writing up a phd. He sent me tree YouTube videos today.

by phd April 7, 2012

Write for a large audience

And by large they mean 2 people

Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information.
Some idiot: Okay got it
Some idiot: Why no one likes my definition?

by Notmelol123 May 31, 2022