by stitch April 7, 2004
Get the wrinkle ranchmug. A woman, usually 50 or older, that is upper middle class or richer, think she had or had a body like a Playboy bunny in younger years; has endearing qualities like a bunny rabbit; sun worshiper, resulting in very wrinkled skin; natural bronzed skin or fake tan; big hair, and/or especially 'bottle' blondes; wears very flashy and expensive jewelry (gold, platinum, diamonds, rubies, emeralds, sapphires, etc); attention-getting fashions for all occasions; may have overly white and perfect teeth/dentures; attempting an overall glamorous affect. Gregarious to flamboyant personality. Can be found visiting or living in sunny desert, semi-tropical or tropical climates, especially seaside locations.
Carole Channing
In training: Cindy McCain
Other possibilities, living or deceased: Mae West, Claudette Colbert, Jayne Mansfield, Rita Hayworth, Ivana Trump; Dolly Parton, Cybil Sheppard, Fran Drescher, Debbie Reynolds, Ann Miller, Marlene Deitrich.
Not eligible to be or become a wrinkle bunny: Any former Miss America that DID NOT appear in Playboy; girl-next door types (Jane Powell, June Allison, Sandra Dee, Annette Funicello, Valerie Bertinelli, Melissa Joan Hart); Good girls gone bad (Judy Garland, Lindsey Lohan); Barbra Streisand, Susan Sarandon (pretentious Hollywood liberals); Liberal politicians (Hillary, Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, etc.); Leona Helmsley (too darn mean).
Wrinkle bunnies can be seen on many beaches or at poolside, on cruise ships, at country clubs; at chic shopping areas, especially in Central & S. Florida; Southern California; Las Vegas, Scottsdale/Phoenix, Dallas, New York, Chicago, Washington DC, Atlanta, Denver and some other cities. May be also seen at any place known as "Riviera" or "Gold Coast"; Southern Europe, Australia, S. Africa, Israel, Brazil, Thailand, etc.
In training: Cindy McCain
Other possibilities, living or deceased: Mae West, Claudette Colbert, Jayne Mansfield, Rita Hayworth, Ivana Trump; Dolly Parton, Cybil Sheppard, Fran Drescher, Debbie Reynolds, Ann Miller, Marlene Deitrich.
Not eligible to be or become a wrinkle bunny: Any former Miss America that DID NOT appear in Playboy; girl-next door types (Jane Powell, June Allison, Sandra Dee, Annette Funicello, Valerie Bertinelli, Melissa Joan Hart); Good girls gone bad (Judy Garland, Lindsey Lohan); Barbra Streisand, Susan Sarandon (pretentious Hollywood liberals); Liberal politicians (Hillary, Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, etc.); Leona Helmsley (too darn mean).
Wrinkle bunnies can be seen on many beaches or at poolside, on cruise ships, at country clubs; at chic shopping areas, especially in Central & S. Florida; Southern California; Las Vegas, Scottsdale/Phoenix, Dallas, New York, Chicago, Washington DC, Atlanta, Denver and some other cities. May be also seen at any place known as "Riviera" or "Gold Coast"; Southern Europe, Australia, S. Africa, Israel, Brazil, Thailand, etc.
by T. Sliwa June 17, 2008
Get the wrinkle bunnymug. by Big-Liek July 13, 2009
Get the No wrinkles No creasesmug. A person who is the essence of a complete douchebag. One who sucks more dick than an foreign grandma.
by Jamal bagelsauce July 15, 2014
Get the sack wrinklemug. by jogobean September 17, 2014
Get the wrinkle festmug. Noun. When the moose knuckle has a camel toe, or the roll of material between the gargantuan labia and a hoes thigh.
Adjective. Used to describe an oblivious and obvious moron.
Adjective. Used to describe an oblivious and obvious moron.
“Did you see the crotch winkle on that fat bitch? I could spit fuck that all day long!”
“Bruh, you’re about as subtle as a crotch wrinkle!”
“Bruh, you’re about as subtle as a crotch wrinkle!”
by rvrgrl March 21, 2019
Get the Crotch Wrinklemug. by Periodic Fable January 12, 2022
Get the wrinkle rabbitmug.