workend

What self-employed people do on Saturday and Sunday

Duncan: 'Want to go golfing this weekend?'
Krys: 'I can't, sorry, it's a regular workend for me.'

by NeurofluidInteractive June 11, 2011

wooden heart

A wooden heart is a broken heart and shattered soul

He got used and abused so many times he got a wooden heart

by Shattered and tattered June 19, 2017

One Wording

v. When an annoying person won't stop texting another, so the person being annoyed responds with one word, fast answers. Usually ineffective because the other person is so dense.

That girl was really bugging me, so I one worded her until she got the hint and stopped talking to me.

ex: Annoying Girl: Hey!:) OMG it's been likee ferever since we've talked!!!!!

Me: yeah!

A.G: So like when's the next time you'll be able to hang out???

Me: idk

A.G: LOL! Stop that!!!!

Me: what

A.G: Stop one wording me!!!! LOL it's so cute when you do that! hahahaha

Me: okay

A.G:...

(To myself) yesss....pwned.

by Tomtate July 28, 2009

warden number helga

A total and utter man beast of a woman often assotiated with the army or military. she is so ugly that she is not given a proper name and is referd to as number helga.

Warden number helga get here now and swab the poop deck.

by hannah March 30, 2005

n-worded

Noun
1. A gamertag on xbox live. The user has been known to use the n-word repeatedly and brandishes a very large penis.
2. The process of getting niggered or n-worded for lack of better words. It could be anything from getting screwed over, to getting robbed, to someone stealing your bike and shoes.
Also see "Cody Smithing" for similar meanings.

1. That guy n-worded is the coolest son of a bitch I've ever met and boy does he have a huge wiener.

2. I was riding my bike the other day and this pack of monkeys n-worded me right out of a new bike and shoes.

by The Dentist aka The Train April 13, 2010

wooden tampon

When a skater lands on a skateboard in a way wich the nose or tail is directed upwards into the genital area. It hurts like a bitch and makes you want to sit and watch everybody else for a while.

Billy-"Hey Bob, do an impossible!"

Bob-"Fuck that! I don't want a wooden tampon again!"

Billy-"Hahaha! That was hilarious last time!"

Bob-"Fuck you man! That is not a pleasant feeling!"

by Derrick Snow May 17, 2007

Wooden toaster

Me and nathan

Submit the wooden toaster

by A wooden toaster zombie November 12, 2019