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WOOF

Is said when a person is dissed or strongly parred.
John: I heard your mum got impregnated by a javelin.
Elvis: WOOF
by Dench Neuf Mandem October 16, 2012
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Woofin'

To be lying, to be telling false truths
Guy 1: i just got with 20 girls

Guy 2: you hella woofin'
by Kelsey Henderson March 2, 2011
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woof ticket

In The Atlanta Journal and Constitution, Betty Parham and Gerrie Ferris
wrote in 1992, "Although its origin is uncertain, 'woof ticket' is a
somewhat dated phrase that refers to an outrageous or exaggerated boast
meant to intimidate or impress the listener." Woof is a Black English
pronunciation of "wolf." According to Geneva Smitherman's 1994 "Black Talk,"
a woof ticket is "a verbal threat, which one sells to somebody; may or may
not be real. Often used as a strategy to make another person back down and
surrender to what that person perceives as a superior power." Tom McIntyre,
professor of special education at Hunter College in New York, noted nearly a
decade ago: "Woofing is especially effective against those who are
unfamiliar with it and don't realize that it is most often 'all show and no
go.' . . . The menacing behavior can usually be defused and eliminated by
informed, tactful action." He advised teachers to "look secure and
self-assured while you withdraw." In the context of the basketball star
Howard's remarks, woof tickets are not to be bought; on the contrary, he
uses the phrase to show that performance, and not intimidating attitude, is
needed to "get it together."
I don't believe the hype or buy a Woof ticket. Nigga you make a gang of noise and never seem like a cricket.
- Xzibit, "Paparazzi"
by Bud Smoker January 18, 2004
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woof

word that is used to describe someone (usually a girl) who is ugly or unattractive
"buzz...your girlfriend... woof!" - kevin, from Home Alone
by headycheese April 28, 2006
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Woodface

A derogatory nickname for Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson.
Used to call you curly, now we call you woodface.
by Anonymous1231411 September 5, 2009
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Woof Puss

A plump, fat, big woman who probably has a gross ugly huge fat vagina.
'Whoa those are your moms sisters? They are all so fat and ugly!"

"Yeah, I call them the woof puss sisters!"
by Rabbidy Rabble April 1, 2010
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Woofta

A British-born gay male who is camp, overbearing, and publicly embarassing.
OMG, you do realise he's a Woofta right?
by roserose December 31, 2014
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