woling penis

a woman, who usually likes large penis that flys in the sky with diamonds, much like the beatles song, "lucy in the sky with diamonds"

Whoa, what's that in the sky?!
Oh nothing that's just a woling penis.

by lingwontonchopsticfks October 16, 2009

Woonona

The suburb between Bulli and Corrimal. Also known as heaven or paradise. Woonona has the best beaches in the Illawarra and has some of the sickest cunts out living there. There are also chicks everywhere.

#1-Guy 1: Hey man, wanna hit up Woonona beach then go get some food from the circle?

Guy 2: Yeh man, i love living in paradise.

#2-Woonona has heaps of bangin chicks.

by DJ Buss April 11, 2011

woonder

An unfortunate scene/situation/scenario.
An observation of an act of idiocy.
See: Gutted, unlucky, unfortunate

"Busted reached Number 1 - WOONDER!"

by Emma Johnson March 9, 2004

Woonsocket

a place where you can get your crack, a hooker, and a gallon of milk at the same store. watch out you might find an abandon baby here and there. just leave it there, it probably has aids or a 12 year old mom

i need some meth an cookies, i will go to woonsocket!

by its_ok_im_a_chicken_nugget February 3, 2017

woonsen

a blatant lie or a wind up

1st guy) i bought an ounce of parpsen last night and did it all in myself.

2nd guy) what, really .. you mad bastard

1st guy) no dickhead - that was a woonsen

by slitherman April 26, 2008

womon poshy collison

womon poshy collison is a collison where two women bang there vaginal cords into each other while sexaully desrupting the hornal membres of eachother in a sissor like formation

girl: "oh baby i had the best womon poshy collison last night"
boy: "WTF YOU SAID YOU WERE AT YOUR MOTHER'S..."

by -6o4- July 11, 2010

woon

Those little pieces of wood that attempts to pass as a spoon. Most commonly furnished with malts and ice cream cups sold at stadiums and cafeterias.

The woon is about as useless as a spork.

by Hannibal Cannabis February 18, 2019