So I was watching Toy Story 2 the other day

A phrase said by a donator to APLfisher designed to make him lose his shit.

"Fuck Petey"

"So I was watching Toy Story 2 the other day and as I was about to cum, I fingered my uretha and forced the cummies back inside me. I left it there until it hardened and then I pushed it out and did a pee pee cummie poo. I splerged for Zurg."

*giggling*

by SerbianWarCriminal May 1, 2019

Watching Steven Segal

"Watching Steven Segal" is the act of making and eating hamburgers using the raw hamburger meat and cum left over after a man fills a quart milk carton full of luke-warm raw hamburger meat and makes sweet love to it.

When Christopher said he was "Watching Steven Segal" we all knew what kind of extra protein was in that meal.

by incwad August 13, 2007

Cal Worthington

A used car salesman that had a dog named spot very famous

in the 1980's

Cal Worthington was a cowboy used car salesman that had these ridiculous commercials but made quite a bit of money
Sorry to say it's been a while

by Stationwagn October 31, 2009

watching the back of my eyelids

the act of sleeping

i was watching the back of my eyelids last night

by mmagoo13 February 26, 2011

witching hour

The hour right after the bar closes, during which time the fuzz will pull you over for any reason, or no reason at all just to see if you're intoxicated.

Roy might not have gotten a DUI, except he drove during the witching hour

by recognize1337 April 28, 2009

watching Seinfeld

this is the current alternate name for sexual intercourse, aka fanta, getting jiggy with it, etc.

As Gerard exclaimed that he was "watching Seinfeld" with his female friend, his friends begged him to spare the details.

by Thurman Thomas March 14, 2008

hate watching

When the pleasure you get watching something on TV comes from your hatred of it.

It's really sad that I learned that technique from hate watching Toddler's & Tiaras

So I was hate watching this liberal/conservative talk show the other day, and the host wouldn't stop talking about healthcare!

by Philosophistry October 26, 2013