Woody Woodpeckered

Being verbally and mentally harassed every 30 seconds, much like Woody Woodpecker when he is drilling into a tree.

Dr: Chris did you get that done?!
Chris: Working on it now
Dr(1.2 seconds later): Is it done yet?!
Chris : You haven't left my office
Dr: Ok I'll check later
Dr(24 seconds later returns) : Is it done yet? Is it done yet? Is it DONE YET?!?
Chris: It would be if I was not getting Woody Woodpeckered to death!

by crippus2 February 18, 2015

woody and willcox

A slow and painfully death by stupidity.

The woody and Willcox show 6am-10am.

by Malaos3 March 21, 2017

woody money

woody money is when you are in the top 1% of the richest people in the world and dont worry about the cost when buying

that blokes got woody money

by brynsta May 27, 2018

Woody

A tree guy that is really cool and sexy and has all the friends... but no life and is extremely bored almost every single day of it's fuckin' god forsaken fuckin' life.

Woody is great fun, but his life blows ass.

by ITZxTheWoody July 26, 2018

Woody

Tiny cock and a massive cunt

Person 1 "oh look it's woody
Person 2 "god what a cunt"

by Cambrads April 10, 2019

Woodys Luck

Woodys Luck is a popular adage that states that "things will go wrong in any given situation, if you give them a chance," or more commonly, "whatever can go wrong, will go wrong."

Oh man my flights have been cancelled, that's just Woodys luck !

by Shamone May 8, 2019

Woody Wood Peckering

Synonyms: LEBOUFING
Bedroom technique:
When you crawl up on the bed, on top of your partner, like Shia Lebouf, and pin them down, and headbutt them relentlessly with no abandon until its bloody as fuck

That's it that's the definition

MAN I did some PRIME woody wood peckering the other night, but I dont think she liked it

I LEBOUFED THAT BITCH like woody wood pecker

by TherealShiaLebouf December 18, 2020