Download-watcher

Loser with vacant brain that has nothing better to do than watch the progress bar of his download.

Look at Loser Leopauld watch his stupid download go! That download-watcher is a true waste of life and skin!

by Chance January 12, 2009

Withering Tights

Withering Tights is a novel written by English author Louise Rennison about the misadventures of a girl called Tallulah Casey. It is a work of teenage fiction and good reviews. As of 2013, there are 3 books in the series (but more may still come). These are:
Withering Tights
A Midsummer Tights Dream
The Taming Of The Tights

The blurb on the back reads: 'You know what it's like when you have your first snog, and it feels like a tiny bat is barging around in your mouth? Of course you do. So you will love Tallulah Casey as she careers about in her tights. She's your kind of mate.'

Becky: What book are you reading right now?
Annie: I'm reading 'Withering Tights', it's really good.

by ZebraBuffalo May 29, 2013

Witches finger

A crooked blunt.

Jimmy rolled a witches finger.

by Sir Saglit January 27, 2018

wetcher

water bottle catcher

omg lucy is an wetcher

by hehegrace January 15, 2020

witches piss

Tea when someone has added far too much milk making it very pale, giving it the appearance of 'witches piss'. Northern English term

Dave: "here's your tea, mate"
Pete:"fucking hell. You've given me witches piss!"

by Tobytyke February 20, 2021

Witchcrap

Smoke and mirrors, hocus pocus. Yes you’ve heard of it, witchcrap. Pure sh to the it and not in the good way. People that do witchcrap think they have special powers or privileges but they are sacrificing their life and sanity for fleeting pleasures.

“Yo that fool thinks witchcrap cool just wait till he learns he ain’t ever getting a wink at night.” -Tom
“Straight dog.”-Ben

by SQuiet October 9, 2021

tank-watcher

A player in Halo 2 that waits by the tank on Coagulation to shoot unsuspecting opponents (unless they are screen-lookers) attempting to board the tank.

Player 1 "Hey! WTF you're a tank-watcher!"
Player 2 "How'd you know?"
Player 1 "Cause I'm a screen-looker."

by John McClane August 10, 2007