Witches nest

A term used to describe a messy barnet. Similar to a birds nest, yet most likely to be said from a hot chick.

Look at my hair!? It's like a witches nest.

by Chadwick7 April 1, 2009

Witches Brew

A liquidy, bubbly fart--think of the simmering, foul concotion typically found in a witch's pot--that unfortunately results in a little surprise in one's underwear, and comes with the sickening realization that something slipped out that shouldn't have. Most uncomfortable and difficult to explain when in a public place, far from a toilet. Impossible to deny.

I was getting blown by this hot chick last night when I got a sudden episode of witches brew and she threw up on my balls.

by Charlie777 June 1, 2014

Witches Hat

When one has to urgently take a shit, similar to a turdle poking it's head out

What's the hurry, man?
I gotta get to the bathroom, I've got a witches hat

by KChez November 14, 2017

Witchin-It

The act (usually by lesbian couples) where you put a broom between your legs as if you are riding the broom like a witch. While you are fucking someone either in the ass or vagina with the end of the broomstick. This can cause damage so be sure to use protection

Susan: Heyyy Bitch
Kelly: Heyyy what you and Jessica do last night?
Susan: oh we were Witchin-It all night, it was great
Kelly: Sounds hot, I wish I was there

by CreepeeCheese October 26, 2018

Witcher

A person that has suffered several mutations, gifting them with several resistances and magical powers. These folk are tasked with the hunting of monsters, dispelling of curses and concocting of potions, for a fair price.

I had to hire a witcher to help me with a curse that was haunting my daughter. - some peasant.

by B1gB0ss November 26, 2018

Witcher

A person that underwent rigorous training, suffered several mutations and has been gifted with several resistances and magical powers. They're tasked with the killing of monsters, dispelling of curses and concocting of potions, in exchange for coin.

Peasant: I hired a passerby Witcher to kill the drowners by the bridge. He should be done by now.

by B1gB0ss November 26, 2018

Witchess

Friends Who are AMAZING and absolutely cutieeees

#witchess

by CutieGinaa March 19, 2019