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Welp

(noun)

A 'Welp' is someone particularly helpless and generally pathetic, not to a level that may be a major cause of concern, but enough for it to be pretty irritating for those around them. Welps need to get a grip. Don't be a welp.
Guy 1: Uuurrgh my life is so haaard, my pants are still wet from my shower this morning and are chaffing like mad!
David: Don't be a fucking Welp, Guy 1.
by Phoenix Vormitz August 17, 2020
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whepa

noun referring to or describing a person which obstructs, annoys, and screams in a high pitched voice. often these screams are short bursts of unintelligible words which usually occur between members of small cliques or other groups. can also be used to negatively refer to a person who is not gay but speaks/dressses/acts in a feminine way such that it annoys/bothers those around him.
stop complaining about how your hair looks you little whepa. justin timberlake is a whepa.
by vinny, cel, jon, tom February 16, 2009
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whelmed

The definition of overwhelmed or underwhelmed is a variant of to much or to little of an expected emotion, that would mean whelmed would be an exact feeling of emotion that was previously expected.
1) The first movie was terrible . As a result i was whelmed with the results of the sequel.
( note that whelmed can only be truly understood by people who know or understand your feeling before the events that you are describing in said sentence.)
by Vecter V August 30, 2016
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welp

it means youre a gay fag that doesn't know what to say at the end of a convo
welp, theres nothing to say
by messi11012 May 15, 2017
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Wholphin

A hybrid resulting from a bottle nose dolphin mother and a false killer whale father.
If Chris had a pet wholphin, he'd name it Wolphy.
by RockandRoar September 26, 2008
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Bag of whelks

I went drinking at midday yesterday.By seven,I was a bag of whelks.
by Scott McMaster V November 10, 2003
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Welper

An ancient Welsh colloquilism describing a "person" who indulges in an act of cruel and unusual beastiality whereby an onion is used to sodomize ruminant livestock. Specifically where a leek is used to penetrate the rectum of a sheep for perverse sexual gratification.
From the noun; 'to welp'
Daffyd looked at Holly with a mixture of confusion and bewilderment upon his simple innocent face. "But I don't understand Holly, what do you need that leek for??"
"Shut up and hold that bastard sheep still isn't it!!" Snapped Holly fiercely, her face set in grim determination as she brandished the leek menacingly.
Afterwards, Holly held the dirty leek aloft in the air, with a manical grin she waved it around like a sordid welping trophy as Daffyd sat sobbing on the grass, traumatized by what he had just seen. He tried in vain to comfort the sexually injured sheep. Eventually Holly sat down beside him, looking both calm and spent but also deeply satisfied. "Yes Daffyd" she said, with what sounded like heavy solemness in her voice "I am a welper."
by Jamesy Peacock July 20, 2008
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