once-a-weeker

Somebody who is very inexperienced at a sport. When somebody who plays a sport 24-7 and messes up, can be called a once-a-weeker meaning a scrub.

Tennis player-'Hits shot in the net'
Coach-'Dont miss that shot. Your such a once-a-weeker.'

by laxplaya256 May 29, 2010

Oxt Weekend

"the weekend after this coming weekend."

I can't hang out this coming weekend, but how about oxt weekend?

by ivan.cash July 30, 2009

Millionaires weekend

The two or three day free-for-all spending spree that immediately follows one's monthly paycheque arrival.

I'm gonna be eating dustbunnies and dandruff sandwiches for the next three weeks...went and jizzed all my wages over millionaires weekend.

by Dave Luke Ford October 5, 2006

Weekend Lover

A significant other person that you will get intimate with over the weekend but when you return to school on Monday you act as if nothing happened.

Justin is Tiffany's weekend lover. Most people don't know but they get together almost every weekend.

by cowtale January 10, 2009

the weakest link

Popular television gameshow origianally shown on the BBC and presented by Anne Robinson. Later shown in many other countries. It was made popular not by the contestants voting eachother off to land just one with the money, but also that instead of being cheery, the presenter kept a stern face and questioned the intelligence of the contestants.


When they were voted off one-by-one, she would say "You are the weakest link, Good-bye."

"A chain is only as strong as its weakest link, and that seems to be you.."

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Activity Weekend

A list of crazy/ fun/ daring/ drunken activities to be executed over one insane weekend. Make a list. Check it twice. Have a drunk ass weened, it will be nice.

Examples: Write a rap song, shotgun a tall can, answer a sex ad on Criagslist. You know, the usual.

Yo man what should we do this weekend?

Shit man, I think we should go for an activity weekend.

Epic.

by Activity Weekend October 9, 2009

Weekend immune system

Another way of saying drunk and/or hungover. Owing to alcohols ability to suppress the immune system and the fact that it is usually drunk in largest quantities on the weekend.

Ugh yeah I'm not going to be able to come in to work today, I have a weekend immune system

by lusciouslucas February 11, 2019