meathead wagon 

The ambulance waiting in the wings at sporting events to whisk concussed, paralyzed, and otherwise incapacitated gladiators off to the hospital, which is the first stop of the rest of their lives of long, slow mental and physical deterioration.

"How many meathead wagons were should we schedule for this weekend's football game?" - Coach #1

"Ah, fifteen oughta do it." - Coach #2

"Hey, great thing the 90% of the school's extracurricular budget is for the football program." - Coach #1

"Yeah, no doubt. Just a matter of time before the library and chorus money gets sent our way, too." - Coach #2

meathead wagon by TrE33333 November 22, 2010

welfare wagon 

Public Transit, especially a city bus

I take the welfare wagon to work.

welfare wagon by tonywashere April 4, 2011

Binge Wagon 

Deciding to binge watch a show that everyone is talking about.

I've seen a few episodes of Game of Thrones, but I haven't jumped on the binge wagon yet.

Binge Wagon by saxgoplayer September 20, 2018

Potato wagon 

Small bikini-type underwear, or a thong, for well endowed men. Similar to a banana hammock, but bigger

He could barely stuff his junk into that potato wagon

Potato wagon by Miss Sara and Godfrey January 21, 2019

riding the covered wagon 

The uncicumcised penis closley resemble a conastoga wagon or "covered wagon"

Thus this is a term used by females that engage in top mount intercourse with a male that is uncircumcised.

What you doing tonight Sue?

I'm riding the covered wagon!

Ewww, T.M.I.

riding the covered wagon by Back Door Moe July 28, 2006

dragon wagon 

n. A car--generally either a hybrid, a 15-year-old station wagon, or a rustbucket Geo--that features this bumper sticker on the rear:

"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."

It's actually legal to run this car off the road, pull the driver out, and beat them to death.

I saw a dragon wagon on the freeway the other day, so I killed the occupant, who was one of those annoying SCA types, before he could breed.

dragon wagon by SkidMarkyMark February 1, 2007

Shit Wagon 

(n.) The physical embodiment of raw suckage. When something is so completely crappy that no other words can describe it. The complete opposite of Shit Kicker.

Do you read DC comics?
Ugh, DC comics? It's the shit wagon.

Shit Wagon by Thenamethatis30characterslong. October 6, 2006