boat cruise wasted

the act of drinking a shitload within a small time frame and then being at the utmost, HIGHEST level of being fucked up. perpetrated mostly by wild university students within a science faculty that are in possession of unlimited alcohol and/or other drugs.

Guy 1: Bro, do you see that guy over there?!

Guy 2: The white guy with punch all over his white shirt, dancing like a fool?

Guy 1: Yeah! Haha, he's definitely boat cruise wasted! I heard he was in the washroom for thirty minutes because he couldn't tell difference between the dryer and urinal.

Guy 2: Ahahahahaha, yeah. Boat cruised wasted!!!!

boat cruise wasted by drunkfroshie November 5, 2011

Luci Wasted 

When a person is beyond shit faced or hammered. White girl wasted has nothing on Luci wasted. To get so wasted to the point where you can no longer control yourself mentally.

1. Always aim to get Luci wasted

2. Last party i got so Luci wasted that I drank tequila with a baboon

3. when you party hard, you get Luci wasted

Luci Wasted by luciwastedalltheway January 19, 2012

Korean Boy Wasted 

Korean boy wasted is a level of drunkenness superior to all others. When this drunk, even Snooki would say "You're too drunk", though she'll likely smoosh you anyway. Be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch with a mannequin, a half-stick of butter, a Burt Reynolds autographed glow in the dark snorkel and no recollection of how this ridiculous assortment of items came to be in your possession.

Taylor: I'm getting soooo whitegirl wasted tonight!
Mike: Eh, that sounds okay but I'd rather get Korean boy wasted. Nobody goes harder than they do. When they get hungover they're not just ill, they're Kim Jong-il.

Korean Boy Wasted by The GodFader October 5, 2011

Municipal Wasted 

Under the influence alcohol to an ridiculous degree.

Tony: "TGIF!"
Ryan: "HELL YEAH TGIF ITS TIME TO GET MUNICIPAL WASTED!"

Municipal Wasted by vvalkyrie April 26, 2011

hollywood wasted 

Getting beyond your average getting wasted night. Its Having a party night like lindsay lohan would. No rules for the night or restrictions.

Let's get hollywood wasted tonight!

hollywood wasted by jester stole the kings crown March 29, 2013

Faye Wasted 

The most any person can ever be wasted.

there are 4 types of wasted:

Wasted: when you have had too much to drink and you think a kebab is a good idea.

White Girl Wasted: when you have had too much to drink and you have sex with anyone who talks to you.

Lindsay Lohan Wasted: When you use your vagina to break the ice and you are so wasted that you no longer speak your own language.

Faye Wasted: Words can not describe the state of this wasted 5 parts wine, 3 parts spirit and 4 part beer is the key to not remembering who you are, where you are or how to control your bladder.

oh man did you see the state of my man last night ? he was Faye Wasted man ! aint no coming back from that !

Faye Wasted by d34n87 October 24, 2015

Politis Wasted

when blood alcohol content is greater than 0.10
Extreme levels of politis intoxication can lead to projectile vomitting, hitting the folks, and jamming to your spirit animal, Lil Uzi

Yo in Montreal I'm gonna get Politis WASTED!

Politis Wasted by HennyGang January 24, 2017