Taint Washer

1. A sex slave who washes taints

2. An insult for a bitch who might as well wash taints
“You little taint washer, wash my taint!”
by NRShits September 12, 2020
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Sausage Washer

A person who regularly partakes of the cleansing of sausages aka penis, dicks, cocks, shlongs, etc, etc, with their mouths.
WHAT?! You didn't know that Andy was a fuckin' sausage washer? That kids queerer than a 2 dollar bill, we're talkin Liberace style.
by Whodi aka Weezy September 02, 2010
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when someone is unusually stuck in your washer, that is usually said to anime step-sisters
get the fuck out of my washer, step-sis
by JasPug15 February 20, 2025
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Twaddle Washer

Fek aff ya wee twaddle washer! English translation: Fuck off you little dick sucker!
by Caledonian_Spirit September 03, 2017
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toilet washer

A toilet washer is an 8th grader
"Ayeee you're my favorite toilet washer "
by Whale niggers 😂 September 09, 2017
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Rusty Washer

The act of pressing your lips up to a light brown anus. Then sucking a warm enima from your partners anus.
My wife was having trouble with her enima water defecation. So I gave her a rusty washer to get it all out. Yummy!
by Fattymicgee December 07, 2023
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Gully washer

After anal sex with your fat boyfriend there is such a copious amount of blood,shit and semen that a pressure washer is required to clean up the mess.
Goddam fred-you’re gonna need a gully washer for that ass.
by RingedHog August 20, 2021
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