Shag Vision

When the girl/guy someone has been getting close with sexually/intimately is put on a pedestal and looks better than they actually appear to that person

Guy 1: I dunno mate, Jessica has huge titties, a big ass and she's so hot!!
Guy 2: Ahh, that just sounds like you got Shag Vision, man. I wouldn't mind her but I wouldn't go out of my way

by El chicken January 04, 2015

panda vision

Pandas are apparently unable to see things that are right in front of their face.

You couldn’t see that? It was right in front of you! You must have panda vision.

by Hernicus March 19, 2022

Vendetta's Vision

When having sex, you insert the penis directly into the partner's eye and ejaculate. Thus making her eye appear white and giving her vision like no other, Vendetta's Vision.

Bro your eye is all white what happened? I got Vendetta's Vision 10 minutes ago.

by Dr. John Fortnite November 03, 2020

Emo Vision

When one checks out an Emo Dude, thinking it was an Emo Chick do to close resemblance.

Dude1:"Dude that chick is hot!"

Dude2:"Uh... Bro, that's a dude.."

Dude1:"What the fuck man!? Emo Vision!!"

Dude2:"Your so fuckin' gay dude..."

by ElmertheTree November 17, 2007

wonka vision

To be hopped up on acid, mushrooms or any hallucinagens.

Charlie & the Chocolate Factory ref : To be electronically "'split up into millions of tiny pieces, go whizzing through the air down to a TV where one is all put together again in the right order, but unfortunately one ends up smaller on the other end, much smaller, just like a television picture.

*jimmy got wonka vision after taking 3 tabs of acid on friday night. he thought he was alice in wonderland until the wee hours of the morning.*

by robyn wild July 21, 2005

tunnel vision

narrow or restricted vision, especially if limited to seeing only what is in front

If it wasn't for his tunnel vision, he wouldn't fall so much.

by Light Joker March 22, 2006

Arab vision

A special vision that all arab men are said to have, which enables them to seek out other arabs and identify sombody's nationality. Arab vision is also known to assist an arab's smoothness with the opposite sex.

He's Palestinian and he's getting all the girls; he must have good arab vision!

by Known lecturer May 25, 2019