vertical grillpiece 

when your mouth is longer than the rest you your head.

what the freak! get out of here before i steal you in that vertical grillpiece

vertical grillpiece by kukamonga October 21, 2003

vertical jogging 

Sex standing up, the opposite of horizontal jogging.

Me and my girfriend did some vertical jogging in the phone booth last night.

vertical jogging by Bill the Cat May 15, 2008

Vertical Newton 

The vertical newton is an exciting, arousing, fast-paced newfangled form of foreplay that involves multiple senses by inserting the penile organ into the partner's ear. Due to the blood pressure and sensitivity to temperature of the ear, the intensity of the foreplay is heightened. Warning: not for beginners. If you are not in tune with your partner, it is very easy to damage their eardrum permanently.

"dang that girl knew just how to get me! She BEGGED for the vertical newton."

Vertical Newton by Austin Hunkoolovin August 17, 2009

Vertical Wink

The view of a woman's labia.

"Man, that stripper just gave you a vertical wink!"

Vertical Wink by KingofChutney October 7, 2012

Vertical trailer 

A townhouse or row home...not in an upscale neighborhood. The whole neighborhood or development would be a vertical trailer park.

"Let's go hang at Ryan's."
"Are you kidding me? What a dump! He lives in a vertical trailer park!"

Vertical trailer by Catcherintheeye June 27, 2013

Vertical Fur Burger 

n. A woman's minge.

Also known as a vag, fanny, quim, gash, flange, gwatch, twat, cunt, bearded tuna, panty hamster, wizard's sleeve, badly filled kebab.

Clive couldn't hold back any longer. He pinned Janice down in the heat of passion and proceeded to dine out on vertical fur burger.

Vertical Fur Burger by HadeK September 17, 2013

Vertical Rhinoceros 

When two fully erect men lay on their backs, scissor their legs together until their balls touch, and a woman mouts both penises allowing for simutaneous penitration of the anus and vagina.

"I'll tell you Michael, there is no one I would rather Vertical Rhinoceros my wife with."

"I agree, your smooth shaved balls rubbing against mine really add to the experience, John."

Vertical Rhinoceros by the band of 5 May 17, 2014