Van Smack

Nickname of sports talk host Jim Rome, originally given to Nick Van Exel, longtime NBA player who played for several years for the LA Lakers (LA being where the Rome show is based) but eventually Rome co-opted the name for himself.
"Hey Van Smack, thanks for taking my call."
"I am Van Smack, and we'll be back."
by Henry June 20, 2006
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Van-T

A person of high social status, unbelivable talent and astonishing beauty!

''dayamm that girl so fine she must be a Van-T!''

''Mother, when I grow up I wanna be a Van-T!''

by VanSkillz April 27, 2009
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molester van

a white van that is all white and has no windows except for a windshield and the front ones. It might have "candy" or "puppies" in the back. Little children should never go into one of these.
Man in a molester van-Hey kids, wanna have fun?
Susie-Yesss!(jumps in and is never seen again)
by Brisafangirl December 07, 2007
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rapist van

A big giant van, often white or black with NO windows, somtimes equiped with a cage seperating the rapee from the raper to get from one location to annother quickly. somtimes these rapist vans are equiped with shagg carpet, black light, and "stash lock box" (optional) for "your raping pleasure".
1. wholy shit! watch out!.... "YOU FUCKING RAPIST!!!"

2. oh my god! the rapist van slowed down, its going to get you RUN!

3. The old man with the scruffy hair and huge, thick glasses and a gotee pulled me in his rapist van, I tryed to escape, but the doors were welded shut!
by TyBong June 28, 2006
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Van Dyke

A 'Van Dyke' is a variation of a goatee with a mustache, named after the 17th century Flemish painter, Sir Anthony Van Dyck (also spelled Van Dyke).
This is not a fucken goatee, it's obviously van dyke, ur n asshole!
by Laddy July 29, 2004
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pedophile van

A large, older van, typically brown or white in color, and often with tinted front windows and no windows in the back. Not all pedophile vans are used for the purpose of luring young children to kidnap with promises of candy or toys, but if somebody were to decide they wanted to do this, a pedophile van would be the perfect vehicle.
My friend just bought a total pedophile van. Either he is a rapist or has very poor choices in vehicles.
by ihatebuffering March 06, 2011
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Van Pie

1. (Van Pie)- Adjective
A Person who is allways angry. Especally if you touch thier stuff.

2. (Van Pieing)-Verb
The process by which someone gets angry and pushes you away.
-Stop being such a dirty little Van Pie
-Dont pull a Van Pie on me
-Don't touch my STUFF im Van Pieing
by CookieMunster June 16, 2006
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