Great Value

A brand sold exclusively at Wal Mart. You'll find that Great Value,like WalMart itself, imitates other companies products only with considerably less value,but considerably less expensive. Was once found almost exclusively in lesser income homes but as many middle and even upper class men were affected by The Recession, they too began purchasing great value cereal,toilet paper and tanpons. Even though its nearly gaurenteed that every person has at least one or two Great Value products,its generally hidden,or shunned from relatives. That being the case,in many cases its almost as often,bragged about.
"Yeah,nigga I got that Great Value,fuck real Cherios!"
All in all,Great Value has become a necessary evil in today's society.

WhiteKid1: Hey,do you have any Ritz Crackers or some Cheetos?
WhiteKid2: No,but I do have Great Value Wheat Snacks and 'Cheesy Twist'
WhiteKid1: You know what,I goatta stop coming to your house. I keep forgeting your poor

BlackKid1: Yo man,u got somethin to eat?
BlackKid2: Man,I got some cereal
BlackKid1:Fa real? What kind?
BlackKid2: Nigga,I don't know,Great Value shit
BlackKid1: Sshhyyyytttt,'sall good in the hood nigga!

by ElRayo June 15, 2011

Stroke value

An intangible determination of how worthy a subject is of a tribute act of masturbation.

Dude, check out that broad across the street! Her ass has great stroke value.

by Arto Del Funceiro May 9, 2009

Tesco Value Cider

A vile alcoholic liquid (4.2% abv) that mainly tastes of chemicals rather than apples. "Usually drunken by tramps"

"I have no money i will have to buy Tesco Value Cider"

by GingerWineMan October 8, 2011

mate value

How attractive someone is as a potential mate. Based on things like beauty/hotness, wealth, intelligence, etc. Different qualities impact mate value in different cultures, and mate value is evaluated somewhat differently for guys versus girls.

Why is it that I keep getting fixed up with guys with super-low mate value?!? I am not lowering my standards!!!

by cherryblossom July 2, 2009

Dirty Value Slut

One who takes getting good deals to the extreme. They basically just fuck dealz in the ass flip dealz over and then fuck the dealz out of every deal until its gone.

Also sometimes spelled/pronounced "Dirty Value Slet"

The term was coined by the infamous dealz hunter extraordinaire AlSex.

Levi: Hey do you know that kid Alex Olsen?
Parrish: Ya totally
Levi: He dressed up as a tranny during free medium pizza week at papa johns and got four free pizzas in one day.
Parrish: Woah! He is SUCH a DIRTY VALUE SLUT.

by idontplay October 15, 2010

good value

a (usually) female friend who is good fun, intelligent, attractive enough to be seen in public with and open-minded enough to share in boys' dirty jokes, but who for various reasons (i.e, she's not enough of a princess or she's too clean to be a slut) would never be relationship material. versatile and enjoyable, this girl can be taken to live music gigs, makes a pleasing presence at bbqs and gives helpful, rational advice about boys' troubles with the princesses and the sluts, all the while wondering what the hell she's doing wrong...

"lisa? oh she's great, nice girl. good value.... shag her? no man she's like my sister! and that means YOU'RE not going anywhere near it either."

by ekseks October 26, 2006

Low Value Male

Any man that is to needy, desperate, sarcastic, agreeable, backstabber, estrogen stuffed soyboy. They usually tend to be involuntary single and will always end up getting cuckolded by raising someone else's babies.

Prof V: This guy in my uni is so creepy and desperate, he will do anything just to get a facebook like from a girl.
Inner L: He is what you call a Low Value Male, a desperate needy creep who orbits around the girls.
Prof V: Let's just hope he doesn't pass his genes to someone else.

by SigmaWolfpack December 26, 2018