Nothing to update your status about

An expression used to describe an insignificant or boring event. An update of "Nothing to write home about"

Kate "Alright love? 'Ow was your weekend?"
Michelle "A bit boring aye. Nothing to update your status about."

by Take 2 June 05, 2014

update rape

When you haven’t updated an app for whatever reason, and you don’t want to, but it automatically updates anyways.

Snapchat really update raped me with the new layout, I hate it.

by MrPanos February 07, 2018

Updates

Downgrades disguised as security patches and bug fixes to electronics and computer software. Not to be confused with upgrades, which traditionally were supposed to enhance a software product's user experience.

"I lost more control of my computer after the latest automatic updates."

"My smartphone app took features and functions away! And now, they want me to pay for the subscription gimmick or pro versions after the latest updates."

by zorakblinks July 19, 2021

Update

New information for loading, spamming, dating and how to get legit cash

He showed me some new update.

by Saplac July 01, 2021

Update-Coma-Unfamiliarity

The feeling of being unfamiliar with a program/application/game due to an absence from using the piece of software or by not updating the software.

Yn no. 1 - "yo bro how do i share my screen in a teams meeting?"

Yn no.2 - "bruh, the way you're trying was from like 2021 Microsoft teams my nigga! 2021 teams in the big 25'.... *broken heart emoji*"

Yn no.1 - "sybau my nigga, im suffering from Update-Coma-Unfamiliarity!"

by LaQuandreOctaviousJednoquareel May 18, 2025

Steve wilks once more updated

A fucking booty ass coach for the bloody Carolina Panthers who's ass cannot hold down a single fuckin job because of his poor ass predictability this wanker most likely uses all the Madden rookie mode plays to coach American football to adults. It's baffling ti know that people keep giving him a bloody job and think he's a good coach he once became the head coach of the fucking aricoma cardbirdies but went 3-16 like a fucking idiot he is ge tried coaching the Browns but was very unsuccessful he then tried to coach for Missouri but most likely got fired for his incompetence no one should trust this muppet

Steve wilks once more updated:

Ari: yo we hired a very good new head coach to replace the legend Bruce Arians
(Everyone cheers and celebrates)

(1 year later)

3-13 you fuckin idiot?? Get the fuck out of here you bloody wanker don't come back er hate you and never want to see you again

(6 months later)

The Browns: (hire Steve) yea we got a great defensive mind and coach to help lead us to victory

(After the season) Steve you fuckin bitch why don't you call better defensive plays you jackass? Stop calling Madden rookie mode plays and get your ass out of here

*2 years later*

University of Missouri: hire Steve wilks

All the athletes: cries in terror

After the season: damn not even a NFL coach can help win us any games did you see the film that idiot played in practice? All Madden highlights on rookie mode what a bloody fucking pathetic idiot I'm glad coach is getting fired on Friday

(2022) the Panthers: *hire Steve wilks*

*The City of Carolina* (riot and start screaming in confusion)

the rest of us: it must be Steve wilks bloody ass again

by Bleeding guns July 30, 2022

Working on Update's

Windows most annoying feature

Person 1: He, Do you want to play games?

Person 2: No I have Windows update

Windows: * Working on update's 17% Please don't turn off the computer

by Tjempo July 16, 2020