1. An animal that kicks ass.
2. I rhinocerous. That's right. I just crushed your dreams.
3. An extremely malformed smiley face.
2. I rhinocerous. That's right. I just crushed your dreams.
3. An extremely malformed smiley face.
by ....:D July 25, 2010
A mythical and elusive poop. You you felt it come out, but there is no smell, no fecal transfer on the toilet paper and you will see nothing in the bowl except, in some cases, the very tip of a horn.
The opposite of the Minotaur.
The opposite of the Minotaur.
I took my morning shit already, but I'm not really satisfied. I'm sure something came out, but it was a unicorn.
by hot carl sagan January 3, 2011
An individual who is half Jewish. It is derived from the myth that Jewish people have horns (a biblical misreading) and as such, an individual with only half authentic Jewish ancestry, has only one horn...hence a Unicorn.
My mother was raised dutch-reform, but my father is Jewish, so I'm pretty much a straight up unicorn.
by communistashes. October 29, 2008
by AliceonE March 18, 2011
One who Spontaneously sprouts a penis
usually a female to a male
it in some way resembles a horse magically turning into a unicorn. Hence the vulgar expression of calling someone a unicorn
usually a female to a male
it in some way resembles a horse magically turning into a unicorn. Hence the vulgar expression of calling someone a unicorn
by uraloserhaha March 9, 2010
(noun)
1) Someone so unique they only lived in your dreams.. Until you meet them in the flesh..
2) An event so life changing it makes life worth living
3) (deprecated) A startup that's worth more than a billion dollars
1) Someone so unique they only lived in your dreams.. Until you meet them in the flesh..
2) An event so life changing it makes life worth living
3) (deprecated) A startup that's worth more than a billion dollars
This guy I met last night - I feel like I've known him my whole life. The way he talks about Coltrane, Miles. I didn't realize that there was someone who loves jazz more than I do. I guess unicorns do exist after all.
I had an epiphany last night. Went to the light show and realized that if you love something enough, you can make a living out of it. A true unicorn encounter.
I had an epiphany last night. Went to the light show and realized that if you love something enough, you can make a living out of it. A true unicorn encounter.
by klyd3r February 22, 2018