Ukrainian Anus

An anus perfectly bleached, naturally, by the sun's rays. Typically achieved by exposure of said anus on the beach.

Wow. Did you see her ringpiece? That's what you call a sweet sweet Ukrainian Anus.

by SeedDemon83 February 13, 2021

Ukrainian barbecue

Hitting the crystal pistol
Having some shardonnay
Blowing ice clouds

The chef was really keen to fire up the Ukrainian barbecue

by Bbqpitmaster February 13, 2021

Ukrainian Gold

When cum deposited on a back ferments and and becomes like a fine wine

I turned her around and we were about to go at it, until I noticed some Ukrainian gold...I immediately threw up all over her back.

by bilbo the wise April 24, 2021

Ukrainian kiss

Fuck hard in the ass

"Yeah, my cousin gave me a Ukrainian kiss yesterday"

by BeanTingler August 6, 2025

ukrainian business suit

Attire consisting of a long sleeve shirt and cargo pants.

Did you see Vlad?

Yeah, he wears that Ukrainian Business Suit everday.

by AntiAnal March 11, 2025

Ukrainian Tickle Tag

Ukrainian Tickle tag is the Ukrainian version of 'Tickle tag,' however, it can only be played after consuming a large amount of Uranium ore from the ruins of Chernobyl. It is usually played in war torn environments, like Chicago, Toronto, Camden NJ, or Pyongyang.

Man 1: "Man, why did my Lacrosse coach tell us to play Ukrainian Tickle tag?"
Man 2: "augh... im getting so big....."

by CakeyLLily April 23, 2025

Ukrainian Hydra

It's where a man goes to the city of Chernobyl and grows an extra dick, meaning you now have 3 heads. One on your neck, and now 2 where the sun don't shine.

Guy 1: Dude, look at me! I'm a Ukrainian Hydra!
Guy 2: Wow, I've never seen someone with 2 dicks before. I wonder if I can fit both of them in my mouth.
Guy 1: Well then go for it, son! I bet you can't handle this.

by aiwefal April 30, 2025