Twerking

Doing meth and working at the same time.

Billy-bob did a fat line and now is goin' to work 3rd shift at Kum n' Go. He's twerking!

by chadww July 11, 2016

Involuntarily Twerking

When the muscles in your butt twitch uncontrollably. This can happen in one or both cheeks.

The girl standing in line over there is involuntarily twerking.

by nerdmom September 24, 2015

Male twerking

The dance style where a man removes his pants and bounces up and down repeatedly, causing his junk to flap around furiously.

Girl: Did you see Joel male twerking at the club last night?

Guy: What? He didn't!

Girl: Yes, I couldn't believe my eyes, he removed his pants and flapped his junk on the dance floor!

by bob shnyder is a toothpic February 2, 2016

Twerking

Tweeting at work.

Don't let the boss catch you twerking, you know we're not suppose to use twitter on the clock.

by MelStar December 4, 2013

Twerking

A sad excuse for a dance. Performed by shaking your ass up and down. Commonly used by girls who work at strip clubs.

Random Slut: ooooh! Look at me twerking!
Me: I can see your future taking place at hooters.

by Thefutureisdoomed February 3, 2014

twokking

Twerking while walking at the same time!

Did you see Deano twokking at McDonalds ....Hes such a chav!

by shjordan April 24, 2014

twerkingjonas

the best person on twitter EVER!!111111

example: "oh my god is that twerkingjonas i love her!!11111"

by twerkingjonas September 17, 2013