jake thompson

a random pedophile lurking in the woods raping children with a floppy dildo.

wow what a jake thompson

by a random pedophile called jare October 29, 2014

tromphonium

Take off the slide of a trombone, put a mouthpeice into the hole where the slide goes. TAADADADAA!!!!!!!!!

Resembles a euphonium/alto horn when bell points backwards

Trombonist: I was so bored at band camp i played tromphonium

All other band members: (shiftty eys) Yes, indeed...????~~!!!

Drummers: huh?

by Hsdfdfghfadfdf April 28, 2007

filthy thompson

You start by shooting your load into a girl's nose. She then proceeds to sniff it up and spit it out on her chest. Afterthat you use it as lubrication for a good old fashioned tittie fuck.

This girl was definetly a freak. She let me give her a "Filthy Thompson."

by john doe doe January 16, 2007

tomphonery

Useing the phone to call someone about an annoying e-mail you just sent them

Marty likes to send stupid e-mails to Louie and then calls Louie to laugh at it, this is such tomphonery

by Dead Sexy April 3, 2008

Thwomp

To beat someone so badly at something that they are disgraced.

Oh man! I just thwomped Charlie so hard! He might just as well kill himself to hide the shame I just brought upon him!

by CanadianFlash September 12, 2009

Rob Thompson

An alternative name for a nerd or chess player.

"Dude you're such a Rob Thompson"

by Gibbonatom July 24, 2009

klay thompson

Won 2016 three point contest

Did you just see Klay Thompson's shot

by hi gfh September 5, 2016