trombonist

1.) Nicest people in the entirety of the band.
2.) Scariest people in the band due to the 7ft reach of their slide.

1.) "Dude look at that trombonist! She's so cool!" "Yeah! And she's so nice, too!"
2.) "I sit in front of the trombonists. You have no idea how many times they intentionally hit me in the head..."

trombonist by Tromboneslayer March 24, 2017

the only girl trombonist 

the most kick-ass girl in band. deals with all the crap given by testosterone filled section, but all in all loves the guys who combined with her make the best section ever.

guy 1: wow shes so...so....
guy 2: she's the only girl trombonist
guy 1: oh..

the only girl trombonist by me90119 January 1, 2012

coronary trombosis 

An illness that afflicts the brass section.

A horn player never last long, once coronary trombosis sets in.

coronary trombosis by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 15, 2009

tromboning 

to perform analingus on a male partner whilst masturbating his erect penis at the same time. with reference to the mouth piece and sliding arm of the popular brass instrument, the trombone

a homosexual man asks another would he like to come back to his for a 'spot of tromboning'.

tromboning by brewlio May 11, 2007

Trombonio 

One who administers a rusty trombone.

Manbonio: "Blow harder, Trombonio!"
Trombonio: "Slurp"

Trombonio by Tom MW June 11, 2006

tromboning 

Verb.
A rather impractical sex act where a woman or man rims a man's ringpiece while simultaneously reaching round to give it some elbow on his prok sword, the action being akin to playing a trombone.

Les Dennis was shocked when he came home early and found his wife Amanda tromboning Neil Morrisey again.

tromboning by Kev April 8, 2006

tromboning 

oral stimulation by tongue on a willfully-willing male's sphincter while masturbating his donger, by an ..oh, musician?

hit it down a bit hon, C-note is too high!

tromboning by hytham_hammer April 10, 2006