recorded with a toaster

A funny quote found on youtube on some very low quality videos. Destinated to be hated in a few years since now everyone is spoiling it on every fucking video as 90% of people in the world have no creativity

*Clicks on dat face soldier video*
Top comment #1: recorded with a potato
Top comment #2: recorded with a toaster

by XxLorDxX October 23, 2011

Texas Titty Twister

When someone grabs a nipple and twists the shit out of it.

You think a purple nurple is bad, you ought to get a Texas Titty Twister.

by CrissyIsAMudshark October 1, 2004

toasterphobia

Toasterphobia is the dreaded fear of sticking a fork into a toaster even after it's been unplugged....because sometimes the toaster remembers!

Mike: "Because of my severe toasterphobia, I have continuous nightmares about being chased by a giant toaster and a giant fork wearing running shoes!"

Art: "Dude, you're f**king wacked!!"

by Carl J. Maltese April 21, 2007

Cooter Twister

When you cannot penetrate the bra region to give a titty twister and in return have to grab a girl by the pussy and twist.

Grab that bitch by both lips and give her a cooter twister.

by slammasterj May 7, 2010

attack toaster

Attack toaster is a sexual identity where you are hot like a toaster and feisty and ready to attack. Also, your body is covered in metal and plugs into a wall. If you don't agree with me then you have big gay and deserve to die in a hole because you are a toasterphobic gaywad.

Person 1: I sexually identify as an attack toaster
Person 2: Thats okay, im not a toasterphobic gaywad!

by finchyyy June 6, 2018

Filmed with a toaster

When a video stream is so bad the screen is all fuzzy.

Wow, is that being filmed with a toaster?!

by Hhgoal November 18, 2015

Twatter

Twitter from twats. Originally Twitter from Justin Bieber.

You: Hey wasn't that Twitter from Timberlake funny as hell?

Me: Sorry, your highness, I don't follow Twatter.

by Sir Squirrel April 28, 2015