turban drunk

Refers to being ridiculously drunk. Word associated with the fact that one would do anything. For example a white person putting on a turban. Normally associated with non-muslims.

Did you fuck Wanda last night? I might have, I don't remember, I was turban drunk.

by Don Ficles January 4, 2009

turan

Almost the word turban, but not.

His name is Turan, not Turban.

by Captain perfect November 20, 2013

Turban Dictionary

A putative Web site boasting a collection of slang terms pertaining to the unseemly aspects of Arab culture, history and mores.

"That damn camel jockey who runs the Circle-K tried to Jew me out of twenny cents," Lenny complained morosely, oblivious to his own hilarious conflation of ethnic insults.

"Hwat's that?" Cletus asked absently, performing phallometry on the brothers' pit bull with a rusty tape measure.

"What, camel jockey?" asked Lenny. "it out yer Turban Dictionary. And I tole you not to talk like a fuckin' hwetard!"

by kemibe February 23, 2013

tularosa

Small town in middle of nowhere New Mexico where there is nothing to do. Gossip and drama run rampant and no one ever leaves. Favorite past time of the town is being in other peoples business and helping run the rumor mill. Was once the known as the City of Roses, still recognized for its outstanding Luminaria display.

Tularosa, NM is well known for its Luminaria displays on Christmas Eve.

by GotOut13 January 9, 2017

Take off the turban

For an immigrant to a new country, to give up his old culture, dress, and speech and adopt the new country culture. Can also mean selling out, giving up your culture or background.

Used in some high schools in SF Bay Area that have a lot of immigrant students, especially from Asia. Some of the immigrant kids literally "take off the turban" that they used to wear and dress American.

Komar is hanging with the goth kids and doesn't go to temple anymore. He really took off his turban.

by Bob Dibbs April 26, 2003

urban turban

de rigueur headwear of the streets, currently stocking caps

He looked all menacing with his urban turban pulled down over his night goggles.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

sticky turban

After a man comes, he throws the ejaculate-covered towel he cleaned himself with into the face of his unsuspecting partner. If thrown correctly and forcefully enough, it will wrap around the face and head, creating turban-like appearance.

Jack gave Jill a sticky turban so she had to go wash her face and hair.

by Jen & Jake October 6, 2007