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Parasitic Troglodyte

A repulsive, grotesque person of the male species. One who specializes at repelling females, and making people around them vomit uncontrollably. Usually smells like the inside of a hobo's butt, or two skunks fighting over some mushy poop.
Adam, Charlie, and Matt just walked in and everyone started puking. They are hideous and they stink, what a bunch or parasitic troglodytes.
by smallandwimpy November 4, 2011
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Troglodyte

A member of a primitive race or tribe of cave people, who can be found congregating in large numbers at Noir Bar Weybridge every Friday or Saturday night.
Nah...full of Troglodytes mate...sick of it
by ooo the? March 29, 2011
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Trilobite Abs

Abdominal and pectoral muscles that have been toned to such a degree that they resemble the body of a trilobite.

This could be considered one of the highest compliments paid to a guy regarding his appearance.
"How many hours a day does that dude work out to get such trilobite abs?"

"That dude has some serious trils."
by AndreaxaerdnA June 26, 2012
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trologging

The act of going on the interweb and Trolling Blog after Blog after blog in search of witty candor and extensive knowledge.
I went to this wedding that had me bored out of my mind, good thing there was Wifi to help with my trologging past the time
by heyitsyou.wordpress.com March 29, 2009
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matrix trilogy

A trilogy of which only one film is liked by EVERYONE. The others are subject to critical debates, because they are inferior and lame.
Wow, the Wachowski brothers really fucked up with the second two films of the matrix trilogy!
by thejamdude January 5, 2006
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Trilogy

Also Known as "Brown Star Wars".

A Turd of such epic proportions it has to be released in three installments. The first can stand on its own as a complete adventure. The second links to the first, But has a dark inconclusive feel generating an air of foreboding and leaving itself wise open for an unknown ending. the final chapter has drama, excitement and moment where you think it is all lost, A grand battle is waged where good overcomes evil and peace is restored in your gut.
I just dropped a Trilogy
by Daviepump March 22, 2010
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fanboy trollop

An person, usually a girl or at least claiming to be, on an internet forums or chatroom who ploys to get attention from the male members. Example: Aasha, of the AAHC.
A fanboy trollop is always using "ditsy" sentences, or trying to act "cute" by adding "ies" to the ends of a lot of different words. ("Clickies", "Okies", "Backies", ect.) Add nausea.
They also use retarded "cutesy" emotes, such as ^_^, ^_~, XD, ect.
The biggest fanboy trollop trait is denying that they enjoy all the attention. When brought to their attention, they will make a bogus claim, such as "That's not true. Its not my fault they like me. ^_^ I don't want all the attention ^_~ Okies?"
All in all, although the most useless of all internet users, they are sadly the most popular, as there are countless retarded, 12 year old boys on the internet.
Fanboy 1: Oh, Aasha, I love you.
Aasha: Well, thankies! ^_^
Fanboy 2: I love you, too!
Aasha: Oh, you're so nice. ^_~
Person above 12: You're such a fanboy trollop.
Aasha: That's not true. Its not my fault they like me. ^_^ I don't want all the attention ^_~ Okies?
by Twin_Uzis August 8, 2006
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