tory

true story

I got on it like charlie sheen. Tory

by sheen mason July 6, 2011

Tori

Cocaine, Coke, Yayo, Blow, Snow, Nose Candy

1. Want to do some Tori. 2. Hook up the Tori. 3. It's Tori time.

by Enteri September 24, 2007

to tory

• To hate poor people
• To destroy public services and the welfare state
• Placing one's gentlemen's sausage inside the mouthular orifice of a pig

Dodogy Dave is about to tory my benefits away

These damn 4chan readers done toried the NHS

by NigelMinaj May 1, 2018

Tori

A true regal cowgirl of the highest pedigree, she's got the classic country playlist and truck to prove it. She has a spirt as wild as her hair. A Tori as it all, cleverness, sense of humor, and the wrangler clothing collection that's unmatched.

Man that's a tori alright

by Duncan Peaches Cricket August 28, 2022

tori

one who loves to eat cats.

you are such a tori when you eat cats.

by anon694398479238479238489f January 24, 2011

tori

The act of not returning phone calls or text messages.

I toried my friends to see if they cared about me.

by William Watts August 21, 2007

#Tori

A funny, fast, athletic, smart, strong, sweet, hot, kind, sexy, and caring girl who loves with all her heart. She's a badass psycho fucking bitch when you mess with someone she cares about. If you know Tori she either likes you and will have your back right or wrong or she doesn't care for you in which case you better watch your back because she will kick you in the ass or shin, either way it hurts! She is so funny in seconds you will be laughing or smiling when you talk to her. She is so fast, one of the fastest girls you will ever meet. Tori is very athletic she loves to run, play soccer, play volleyball, and sometimes she will bowl. She is so smart and she is always willing to help you when you’re struggling. She is so strong her body is like a rock. Tori is so sweet if you have a problem she will always be able to fix it. She is one of the hottest girls in the world, and she doesn’t even know it. She is so kind she will go up and out of her way until you are happy. Tori is so sexy, she has a hot and sexy body. She is very caring she will make sure you are always happy and help you look on the bright side! You are so lucky too even know Tori unless you're on her bad side in that case RUN! Tori is truly an amazing person.

Jake: hey check out that tori chick, is she single?
Logan: ya, sadly because of shes really hot
Rob: hey guys want a cookie
Jake: no thanks

Rob: do you think Tori wants one?
Logan: she already has two
Joe: do you notice that Tori always sticks up for her friends
All: Ya
Kay: if you want to kiss Tori, at 3:00 text me #Tori, first one to do it gets to kiss her!

by W1ll0w March 17, 2019