Ringwood tree topper

The chick eats prunes or some other mild diuretic, makes her guy get hard and rides his pole anally. When she starts to "leak" excrement, she sits down as far as possible, slowly lifting up inch by inch to create a "ring" pattern of shit on his dick (thus, ring-wood). When she gets to the very tip, she lets go of a little more chocolate sauce than normal to create a tree-topper effect, which will eventually drip down the sides of his pole like droplets, so that his ringed wood now has what looks like Christmas balls 'round the holiday hard-on.

Miguel like to get the Ringwood tree topper after Jenifer eats lots of tacos.

by "Evil Jim" Def created by: The Void January 12, 2008

Topher

The sweetest, sexiest, most perfect guy on this planet who will make you laugh harder than you knew you could. Time spent with Topher is never wasted and never forgotten; it is never enough.

I'm so glad Topher's all mine!

by careohline February 5, 2010

topless bus

A double decker bus with no roof, so the people on top can look at the view. Officially known as an open-top bus but that isn't quite as gigglishly funny as referencing topless.

Ooh look at that topless bus!

by bus spotter July 23, 2006

tope

to be tight and dope at the same time.

i am a tope baller. I am tope at video games. That is a tope shirt man.

by joe mccurdy December 15, 2007

Topless Tuesday

Created on Tumblr, where females are asked to post pictures of themselves without a shirt or bra. But some bitches can't comprehend the word "topless" and continue to post Facebook ass pictures.

Post your tits on topless Tuesday's.

by boob squad August 31, 2010

8th Grade Topless

When a girl claims to be "topless", but is still actually wearing a bra.

GIRL: "I was topless in your video."
GUY: "Really?"
GIRL: "Well, i still had a bra on..."
GUY: "Oh, so you were 8th grade topless."

by 8thgradetopless April 29, 2011

Topkek

A variation of "Toplol" using "kek." It is usually used by members of the gaming community, who play WoW and frequent Reddit or <cringe> 9gag. It can also be seen on /b/ or /v/.

Toplol is just as it sounds, the toppest of lol's-the one lol to rule them all, the lol that stands above the others, this lol means "That shit was funny m8."

Kek literally translates to lol in Orcish in the WoWniverse. Kek can be used on it's own, but it is best if paired with Toplol.

Topkek also is a type of Hungarian muffin/cupcake, which is revered on /b/.

Person 1: If your cleaning out your vacuum cleaner, do you become the vacuum cleaner? /Macintosh Plus plays in the background

Person 2: Topkek

by Meowmeowsmasher July 1, 2016