Boring little town in Devon, England, which is mainly populated by old people and elitist skater bitches.
I'm going down to Topsham for a skate
by wires September 22, 2005
Get the topsham mug.When a girl wears pants that are too small and she has ungodly child bearing hips and gigantic sides that flow over her pants.
Yo Shandra look at the massive muffin-tops on that bitch, how i would like to put some I can't believe its not butter on those bad boys and take a bite. Damn she fine.
by Kristine_O November 25, 2006
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Get the Run the tops mug.Debris resulting from aggressive homosexual anal intercourse with someone who failed to cleanse themselves thoroughly before getting ass-rammed. Can be found on a condom in the case of protected sex, on the penile shaft and glans in the case of unprotected sex, and in the pubic hair in both instances. Usually consists of fecal matter, but can sometimes include fragments of poorly digested foods such as corn kernels and peanuts.
That nasty bottom I met online didn't even shower, so I wiped the topsoil off on his bedsheets and took off.
It's just a little topsoil. It's natural. Don't stop. Fuck me!
It's just a little topsoil. It's natural. Don't stop. Fuck me!
by Nasty Portland Fucker August 7, 2009
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by Thatbitch25 May 2, 2018
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by Chauncy Talon June 23, 2007
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