Me Toobin

horrified Zoom attendees forced to watch Jeff Toobin jerk off

Jane attended virtual staff meeting on Zoom and noticed a strange action happening in one of the boxes. Just then she spotted Jeffrey Toobin massaging his trouser snake and was about to reach climax. "OMFG did you see that?" she texted her work pal. "We just got Me Toobin'ed! Gross!"

by Uncle Joosie October 20, 2020

Rippin' a toob

Bong hit, clearing the chamber, stoned.

"The only way I deal with my boss, is by rippin' a tube before go to work"

by doug April 24, 2003

Tooblate

Bird with long tubular beak that cannot be opened like a conventional bird. Bird that is grounded. When the tooblate gets angry or is disturbed by a preditor it activates its self destruct sequence. Hence the aged old phrase "If you can hear the Tooblate, its toolate."

"Damnit Bob I can hear the call of the tooblate!! Run!!!!!"

by davidgrover January 10, 2004

Tombre

A kid who is a Mexican but is in denial about it.

That kid Mike is a Tombre.

by UrbanExploreer July 27, 2015

Toor Gull

A legendary obese grandma biker gang who kills anyone in there path. They wont hold back, if you're in their way you're dead meat.

Oh no, is that Toor Gull?

by hobojoe69 June 4, 2018

Pube Toob

Refers to something of topic that a pubescent boy or girl would search/watch on youtube.

"I caught Hank trying to peep some titties on pube toob last night."

by HeroHandy May 4, 2019

toob

cross between sombody who is both a tool and a noob, a huge insult that nobody has ever thought of yet... until now! Similar to a gulible fool who looks up the word gullible in the dictionary after being told it isn't there.

only a true toob would ever bother to look up the word toob on urbandictionary.com

by nVidia July 29, 2006