Taintasm

n. The stimulation of the taint to the point of orgasmic eruption.
(can also be used as a verb. or a dangling participle)

1. I went balls deep in that shit to the point of a taintasm!

2. My ornaments were swinging so hard agaisnt her taint I gave her a taintasm! She screamed FUCK MY TAINTUS, you animal!

3. Friday night was so awesome, I fucked my girl every way possible! I got off, she got off TWICE, and then we had simultainous taintasms. FANTASTIC.

4. Have you ever heard of a taintasm?! Me either, until it happened. Caution: Slippery when wet.

5. Stop touching my taint, or it will go off! You're going to give me a taintasm!

by Above The Clouds x3 August 14, 2012

taint angel

The mark that is left on a surface after getting very sweaty and then sitting down

After I worked out at the gym I sat on the bench for a minute then had to leave and noticed I had left a mean taint angel.

by wham!tramck November 18, 2011

taint bomb

When you try to hold in a fart, but it slips and rolls into your taint before exploding.

I tried to hold in that fart, but it ended up as a taint bomb.

by TaintMan2131 August 1, 2009

Taint Candy

When you perform anal sex on a woman while she has diarrhea, proceed to pull out and shoot your load in her crack as the semen slowly slides to the taint along with the feces, and you eat the drop of feces/semen that forms upon the taint.

Damn, that girl Jamie is all about eatin' some taint candy.

by derikjakob January 26, 2011

tainty

The musky smell of crotch sweat and ass.

I was like, down on her for so long last night. My upper lip still smells a little tainty.

by Johnny Yardrocks March 23, 2005

taint

It's Your Fleshy Fun-Bridge

Come take a ride on my taint!

by Tom Busch May 13, 2005

Taint

The small area in between the buttocks and the balls or vagina.

"Dude... be careful of the taint when you get her alone tonight"

"The taint?"

"You know... the spot between her pussy and the asshole..."

"Why's it called that?"

"Cause... you taint fuck it... and you taint eat it..."

by Sabi a.k.a Dark Angel April 6, 2008