testackle

an injury occuring in sports (particularly football or rugby) in which the ball carrier is hit or tackled and injures his testicles in the process

Dude, last night at the game I got testackled so hard I thought they had fallen on the ground!

by Jacob1012 December 1, 2009

Toastally

the act of being toasty and stoned at the same time. Toastally stoned. comfycozy. Warm and toasted. Totally stoned.

Sarah and Nichole are feeling quite toasty and stoned. They're feeling toastally stoned.

by sfmmmm April 19, 2011

Tootaneer

One who is extremley skilled in the art of on-demand tooting.

Man that guy is one hell of a tootaneer!

by ethelovebug November 30, 2011

Testaballs

Another comical and witty name for testicles. Referring to testicles as testaballs usually guarantees a laugh or two from everyone around you.

Person 1: Oh dear, you seem to have struck my testaballs.
Person 2: Haha excuse me, I slipped on this slick floor, i'm sorry that I kicked your testaballs.
Person 1: Haha, it's alright.
Person 2: Goodbye.
Person 1: Goodbye.

by G4 sect March 17, 2013

tootaprosta

SFW version of the word prostitute, escort, slut, hooker, etc...

I'm trolling craigslist for a tootaprosta. I need some brain.

by Lomius March 28, 2013

Testacity

Having the audacity to test you. (Starting a problem.)

How dare you have the testacity to talk to my girlfriend in front of me!?
I hate him so much! What testacity!
The testacity that was just seen was unbelievable.
Derek, don't come at me with your testacity!
The testacity! The testacity!

by DAPR May 25, 2015

Testamoaning

When you are having sex in a courthouse, i.e. courtroom/ judges chambers/ jury deliberation room, and the girl/ man starts to moan as a result of the sex.

"How did court go for you the other day?" ..."DUDE! I totally banged the hot court clerk during recess!"

"WHAT!?Didn't you have to be quiet?"..."Na bro, I totally had her Testamoaning"

by Officer nipples 42 March 21, 2017