by LCpl Marc Pigeon June 15, 2007
by Dick Wright-Upham December 07, 2010
Carl picked up the local toothless prostitute for a quick Hummer. For $5.00, its the best Sponge Mouth money can buy.
by Eaton Holgoode March 02, 2015
by Nitewatchin June 21, 2016
A person whose body acts as a sponge and soaks up much more alcohol than you would believe possible for their size.
Dude, you can't outdrink him! He's an alcohol-sponge!
by Fuzzy Nutz April 08, 2009
Bodyboarders who can not get a female mate. They find their pleasure in spooning other male spongers. They also like to take pictures of themselves and say they just landed a trick, but saying the camera was too slow to get it, hence, the added word poon
Dustin and Brandon are sponging poons, after an exhausting day of kicking their fins and bitching about girls beating them, they go home to undress and spoon in the bed, often watching Queer Eye For The Straight Guy.
by Ashley June 06, 2004
by seemejudgingyou September 09, 2009