Pull the gizzards

to jack off a penis or anything phallic.

1. "I'm going to go watch some porn and pull the gizzards," he said.

2. "I'll pull his gizzards, anyday!"

by McAlperson November 28, 2012

pull the ton

Doing over 100 mph in a vehicle.
Maybe used for 100 kph which is essentially 0-60mph time.

British units say 100 stone = 1 ton.

pulling the ton, pushing the ton can be used as well.

That bike could pull the ton in 5 seconds flat!

by Jebaah April 7, 2014

pull the hippo out of the mud

when at a restaurant with a group of friends, you have to pay the entire bill for everyone that's part of your party

it`s hard work to pull the hippo out of the mud, when no one wants to pay their share

by Sexydimma January 20, 2015

pull the hippo out of the mud

when at a restaurant with a group of friends, you have to pay the entire bill for everyone that's part of your party

it`s hard work to pull the hippo out of the mud, especially when you are on a shoe-string budget

by Sexydimma April 28, 2015

pull the hippo out of the mud

a) when you have pay the bill for a large group of friends at a restaurant or other drinking establishment

b) trying to solve a seemingly impossible- to- solve situation

It's almost impossible to pull the hippo out of the mud definition a), on a shoe string budget

by Sexydimma July 27, 2016

pull the wagon

When Anal beads are inserted into someone's butt and left for a day. When someone pulls them out it's pulling the wagon.

You've left them in for two days, are you ready to pull the wagon?

by TShmasters April 6, 2017

pull the devil trigger

cumming into your girlfriend while doing it in doggy style and yanking her tits and screaming the rank of sex.

me and my GF tried to "pull the devil trigger" but it sucked and i gave her a D.

by dante'sSSS October 24, 2019