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processed cheese

A hideous, tasteless, joyless substance eaten by Americans to defy God and Europe.

The amount of plastic used to pack processed cheese slices has killed at least a billion turtles, and the cheese itself has contributed to every heart attack recorded since 1911.
"Mmmm," said the North American. He could not say more. His teeth had gotten stuck together from eating too much processed cheese.
by KNCVBKK January 9, 2024
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Two Call Process

Two Call Process is where an escort uses two phones calls from you to verify you're legit. The first will take you to a a neutral spot such as a gas station or a fast food parking lot (This usually puts you within 3 blocks or 3 minutes of the place, the "3x3 Rule" ). Once you get there, she will have you call again to get the address.
Yes, i use a standard two call process. Go to the gas station on the corner of MLK and Getiton. Call me when you get there, and I'll give you my address.
by Ass NonyMouse March 15, 2016
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Sensory Processes

Sometimes you see something on social media and just want to do a goofy one with it.

Go on. Make your one joke. I don't even care!

This post is a trap to make everyone say the same unfunny joke at once.

Sensory Processes are a group of strange little creatures drawn by horror artist Trevor Henderson, who was inspired to make them by an unorthodox illustration in a textbook. They work together in a pack and each of them have one of the five main senses that they use to coordinate. Their intention and origins are currently unknown.

Appearances

Sensory Processes all depict small, bipedal hairless beings with red skin and two short legs. They have a simple smooth oval shape with no discernible head, body, hands, or feet. Their short legs simply end in nubs. Their skin appears to be somewhat leathery in texture, but also seems to be covered in a thin layer of a reflective substance.

While all five of the creatures look the mostly same, their main distinction lies in what could only be described as their ‘faces’, which contain a single enlarged version of a human-like sensory organ in the middle. Each creature has a different organ, making up the five main senses that most people first learn about. These sensory organs also seem to have slightly more orange skin than the rest of the bodies.
Sensory Processes Is in Trevor Henderson
by Your bob August 31, 2022
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Blast Processing

Something that takes too long for its difficulty
Office worker 1: Yo, did you just remember that conference we had? It lasted 8 hours!

Office worker 2: Yeah, that was sooo Blast Processing
by cursed_boi_200iq November 13, 2020
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determinative due process

An alternative forum to Substantive and procedural process to determine agency scope and duty in hearing of claims to asses which duties are subject to which agencies.
We'll need an arbiter educated in multiple fields to handle this agency cluster fuck. The procedural process is taking too long, we need to find out which agency to talk to so we'll need to run a determinative due process assessment.
by Nishka88 August 5, 2024
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Process

I mean how well are the able to process getting molested by a priest? Because maybe if they did WHAT I TOLD THEM they would, oh I donno, stop getting molested sooner?
Hym "Hey, how well do kids process the fact that if they don't do what their priest say they are going to burn in hell forever? Do 5 year olds go to church? What kind of peripheral effect does the idea that if you don't do a-the bible they are going to suffer forever in a lake of fire have on the kids of the people who don't believe that THAT is something kids should not be taught?
by Hym Iam July 31, 2023
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processing plant

‘I gotta make a trip to the processing plant.’
by Lisa Evers September 30, 2013
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