Skip to main content

The Nasty List

A really stupid Instagram hack and if you fall for it you are probably retarded
Dude 1: bro you’re on the nasty list, you are 30. This is so messed up!
Dude 2: shut the fuck up
by Dank chungus funny meme April 17, 2019
mugGet the The Nasty List mug.

Joe Nasty

The act of ejaculating on a girls back after she gets up to walk away. This act usually takes place sometime after getting your wiener thrown up on, and the girl must be ugly.
I'm hanging out with my girl, i can only hope for the Joe Nasty.
by Grode Joey January 1, 2012
mugGet the Joe Nasty mug.

Sick nasty

Sick Nasty is not merely sick nor just nasty, it exceeds all expectations of awesomeness and creates its own arena of wild. Sick Nasty is pure awesome in its truest form.
Holy crap man that pie is SICK NASTY.
by Joshua Elliott Long March 15, 2007
mugGet the Sick nasty mug.

Nasty Wank

A Nasty Wank is when you need to nut so bad you will wank to anything that gets you going ETC A not so attractive women
Last Night I had a Nasty Wank to backdoor to Chyna
mugGet the Nasty Wank mug.

Nasty ho

Someone who is a ho and does nasty stuff like have sex in a porta potty or gets fingered by many men at school then tries to act sad and depressed when someone exposes them to another one of her boys she's talking to
Sorry I just had to let my boys know you're a nasty ho
by Idgafboutaho July 10, 2017
mugGet the Nasty ho mug.

The Northampton Nasty

The Northampton Nasty is a expert level form of exhibitionism, that should only be performed by experienced exhibitionists. To do the Northampton Nasty you must have 3 grams of meth/crack, 1 XXL condom and copious amounts of silicone based anal lube.

First you must smoke the meth/crack as fast as you can. Then you must put the condom on your hand and cover it with copious amounts of anal lube. You then insert the hand in your anus as far as you can and jerk off with the other. Once you ejaculate congratulations, you just performed A Northampton Nasty.

The Northampton Nasty is best performed in a public setting.
Hey, did you hear joe got kicked out of his mom’s house and the cops caught him down by the river giving himself the Northampton Nasty!

Darn, i need one more gram of meth till i can go to the park and give myself a Northampton Nasty.

Screw you dad! Go give yourself a Northampton Nasty!

I bet if i record myself doing the Northampton Nasty Cindy will ask me to the dance.

Grammy still won’t look at me since she saw me doing the Northampton Nasty in the bathroom.

Joe truth or dare? Dare, i dare you to do the Northampton Nasty in canal street park in the middle of the day.

Wow! That cop that arrested joe for doing the Northampton Nasty in the park has nice arms!
by Skankhunt90 September 19, 2019
mugGet the The Northampton Nasty mug.

lurkin nasty

To be conscience of lurkers and their lurking activities.
Damn those kids are always right behind me, but they never speak to me. Theese kids are lurkin nasty.
by LRKN_NSTY August 5, 2008
mugGet the lurkin nasty mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email