Grandpa Driver

Any driver, elderly or not, who exhibits driving traits such as not driving at least the speed limit, stopping at railroad tracks, not turning right on red, driving the speed limit in the left lane of a highway, being unable to navigate a roundabout, or otherwise causing unnecessary delays for other drivers. However, it is debatable if a Grandpa Driver is worse than a Dick Driver.

I was late to work today because some Grandpa Driver went 20 in a 45 for five miles.

by Isaristh November 6, 2013

grandpa rant

When your grandpa or friend goes into a rant about something that you can't just walk away from so you're forced to listen to him until he finishes

Friend 1: Did I ever tell you about the time when--

Friend 2: If you go off into a grandpa rant, I'll punch you in the face.

by Deedjahkno December 29, 2007

Grandpa hand

When you soak your hand in a bowl of cold water before masterbation so it gets that nice wrinkly grip.

I grandpa handed so hard yesterday.

by Spirit buffalo August 9, 2018

Grandpa Grudie

Your classic boyfriend or your hot grandpa or if your lucky both.

Your grandpa grudie is hotttt.

by scapooty June 28, 2019

brandons grandpa

A man with a messiah complex often to be confused with God himself, this man will know everybody and everything and have done just about everything exceptional there is to do. Some may even say he is and I quote "the shit"

Hey did you know that brandons grandpa was actually Elvis, George bush, Muhammad Ali, and shaq!

by The almighty definer March 29, 2015

GRANDPA DOUGLAS

Some random elder on the internet

Grandpa Douglas: I farted lol

by anonymous October 17, 2020

lemonade grandpa

the act of urinating in an elderly homeless person’s shoe and throwing it at said homeless person. Often committed by Long Islanders traveling out of state.

Nicco just did a lemonade grandpa at the train station.

by Concerned Englishman March 24, 2023