fake the funk

to pretentiously act or appear productive or busy; to "go through the motions"

We need to fake the funk so the boss doesn't think we lack ambition.

by Jon64Bailey December 22, 2008

The Funk

When your female friend drops a load on your chest during intercourse usually from the reverse cowgirl position. Also known as a Hot Carl,Hot Karl,Cleveland Steamer,etc.

The woman asks "Do You Like The Funk"....the man answers yes she proceeds.

by Bearboarder June 28, 2006

clear the function

when a bunch of niggas with ski masks pullup to shootup a party and leave no witnesses

bro 1: yo bro we out to clear the function?
bro 2: aight bet

(pulls up)
*gunshots*

by thatoneguy0991 February 12, 2023

Drunk in the funk

When you're so sleep deprived you feel high/drunk. This may or may not only apply to people who are Bipolar.

I've been awake for 4 days straight, I'm so drunk in the funk, just laying on the floor laughing hysterically. I can see through time.

by SsaladFingers April 25, 2016

Brugging to the Funny

To beat your dick to porn.

I just got done brugging to the funny and now I feel like shit... fuck my life...

by Deez Nuts on yo chin November 24, 2021

Fake the Funk

(military jargon)To falsely motivate yourself and get the work or exercise at hand.

I just can't get motivated today, so I best fake the funk or enjoy the front leaning rest position.

by John1969 May 9, 2008

what the funk!

a phrase where you would like to use a more explicit word, yet for whatever reason, you feel it is not the situation, it is against your religion, or you are just making a vain attempt to be funny, where you then realize you cannot, because the only person who can use this phrase to make you laugh is Connor Morgan!

I got a 3 on my math test ?!!
What the Funk!

by C-Mor May 13, 2005