thanksgiving

It has went very far from it's traditional meaning. Thanksgiving is supposedly a holiday to give thanks, but you are not giving thanks at all. Nowdays it is a holiday is where you go see some obligatory in law or relative and stuff yourself with turkey, watch Detroit play football, zonk out, and stuff your gut with some more turkey after that. The women have to do all the cooking, dishes, etc. while the men just gorge on the food. But the women get revenge the next day...Black Friday shopping!

Typical guy on thanksgiving: Ah, turkey was good...lets watch Detroit beat the Bears...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

by Orbitron2012 November 1, 2012

thanksgiving dinner

When two gay men take turns stuffing each other's ass full of dick on Thanksgiving, like Thanksgiving turkey.

"Yo what are we having on Thanksgiving?"
"Thanksgiving dinner."

by thwankuth September 30, 2019

Thanksgiving

A VERY LAME HOLLYDAY THAT SUCKS LIKE HELL

die Thanksgiving die

by Poke sucks he will go to hell July 21, 2020

Thanksgiving 2

A holliday celebrated on the fourth thursday of every may.
For people who want thanksgiving more than once in a year.

Who's coming for thanksgiving 2 ?

by Judge dredd7 January 11, 2012

The Thanksgiving Stuffer

When you stick a large turkey leg in someone’s ass....knuckle end...and eat the meat end.

I gave my girlfriend the thanksgiving stuffer....so full and a little sleepy

by Wordsmithensonandwesson August 5, 2019

Thanksgiving Dinner

Begin by preparing some mashed potatoes and hot gravy. Next dress as a pilgrim and your partner as an indian. Next Paint your penis to look like a turkey. Apply the hot gravy to the woman's snatch and lather the mashed potatoes over her tits. Proceed to insert your turkey penis into the woman's gravy covered vag. Enjoy your thanksgiving dinner.

Last night was crazy man. James mom paid me to have thanksgiving dinner at her house last night. Mashed potatoes and moist gravy.

by James mom June 8, 2010

thanksgiving

The last Thursday in November, when white Americans celebrate the beginning of the rape and genocide of Native Americans by stuffing their fat belly's, as if they've ever needed a reason to eat.

I can't wait till tomorrow's Thanksgiving dinner. I am going to eat so much, I will be shitting turkey and cranberry sauce for a week. And I'll say a prayer for all those Indians who died in the name of our greed and gluttony.

by rufus70 November 24, 2011