Textophrenia

In today's culture of texting, especially among adolescents, there is a phenomenon where the person sets their phone to vibrate for a text. They will think their phone is vibrating (to alert a text) in their pocket or elsewhere, but their phone isn't.

If you keep thinking your cell phone is vibrating for a text, and it isn't, then you may have textophrenia

by The Smart Sheep December 20, 2010

textonym

When using predictive text to write an SMS, sometimes an unexpected word of similar / humorous meaning may pop up.

Pint / shot / riot

Kiss / lips

Shag / rich

Sips / piss

Cock / anal

Dual / fuck

Oh no! I meant to send my boyfriend a text saying I wanted to suck his cock tonight.

Don't worry, it's just a textonym. Besides, I heard he's into that sort of thing.

by jwgrooves June 29, 2011

Teetoo

The feeling or compulsion to hug or squeeze when seeing or encountering someone or something that is cute, adorable, charming, lovable, etc.

The other day in the park I saw the cutest puppy and I had a major teetoo.

by kittykat12399 February 11, 2018

Textbook Slap

When your woman is going down on you, and you arent feeling it. You slap her in the head with a textbook.

When Suzy said, " by the way I have a raging case of herpes" on her way down, I textbook slapped her.

by The Palvorichk Thrust March 29, 2007

Textogropher

Like a Stenogropher who types silently in a court room, a textogropher is always around the corner somewhere carying on in a silent conversation on their phone.

He was like "whoa", and I was like " totally", then he said "u r so d.u.m." then I was like "huh?"
Jane shut the fuck up, you're such a textogropher.

by mdub-ya May 13, 2008

textnoring

When someone you text is receiving your messages but chooses to not acknowledge the fact that they have been read and does not answer back.

If my ex keeps textnoring him I am going to blast him on my facebook status for everyone to read!

by Mr Ots 123 October 28, 2008

Mucho texto

Hispanic joke that is used when there is a long and controversial paragraph, is like saying "a lot of information, i pass".

Lana del rey: now that Doja cat, Ariana, Camila, Cardi b...

Hispanic: mucho texto

Gringo clairo stan: this hispanic panphobic🤬...
Cool hispanic clairo stan: mucho texto🥱

by 90stef May 25, 2020