Tesla

The coolest car ever. They're so cool, even their family sedan is a sports car.

The owner is Elon musk, who shot his own Tesla into space on a SpaceX falcon heavy

HOLY SH*T! A TESLA! WOW!

by Angery. vegetal. March 8, 2018

Tesla

The cheapest form of life on earth. This usually occurs when a person becomes extremely excited when airfare drops by one dollar. Another is that this form of life must always be right and has power to make something that is wrong to be right. They believe that everyone and everything is against them. Also, this person may also seem to contradict themselves by saying they need something and don't have money for it while buying something they want that is more expensive.

Don't be such a tesla, this flight is a dollar more and gets you there twelve hours earlier.
Tesla, didn't you say you need a new laptop? Why did you buy a PS3?

by Juliet November December 16, 2011

Tesla whore

Women who think they will be buying a Tesla soon when they have no authentic means to do so

No, girl, she's a Tesla whore cuz she not gettin' paid this semester.

by Not a German name August 22, 2017

tesla class

Suburban or urban upper middle class with liberal or Democratic views. They have $100,000 to spend on a car that is just as good as a $20,000 Tesla because they're saving the environment or just because they made a killing on Bitcoin (but not enough to be in the Lambo class).

Becky is so Tesla class.

by tnebula January 25, 2020

Tesla

A modern-day cult led by the enigmatic Elon Musk. This company, worshipped by its fanboys and fangirls, is hailed as the savior of the automotive industry with its electric vehicles. While Tesla enthusiasts obsess over the sleek designs and futuristic features, skeptics argue that the company's grand promises often fall short. With never-ending production delays, quality control issues, and a knack for overpromising and underdelivering, Tesla has perfected the art of capturing headlines while struggling to turn a consistent profit. But hey, at least the cult followers get to brag about their eco-friendly status while their wallets slowly drain in the pursuit of being part of the "Tesla revolution."

Person A: "Hey, have you heard about the latest Tesla Model XYZ3S? It's supposed to have self-driving capabilities and can fly to the moon!"

Person B: "Oh, you mean the overhyped toy for the tech-obsessed elite? Yeah, I've heard of it. I heard it also comes with a built-in unicorn detector and a coffee maker that brews sparkles and glitter. Only Elon Musk could convince people to pay a fortune for a car that spends more time in the fucking shop than on the road. But hey, at least you can show off your 'green' status while waiting for the next software update to fix the 100th bug. Who needs reliability and common sense when you can have a Tesla?"

"If you though Prius drivers were bad, wait until you see the average Tesla driver"

by Untalented14YearOld May 15, 2023

Tesla

An electric top of the line car that anybody would want. made by our Lord and Savior Elon Musk. So you know you can trust it. Also, the cars model names spell s3xy.

Person 1: did you hear about the new Tesla?
Person 2: yeah the model Y sound dope!
Person 1: Yeah, I wish I had the money and patience.

by S0me idiot March 16, 2019

Tesla Tickle

Similar to the game "punch bug", Tesla Tickle is a game where one person tickles another when a TeslaMotors car has been spotted. A tickle can be sustained for up to 5 seconds before it becomes "abusive." Always use caution when tickling the driver.

TESLA TICKLE! *tickles the nearest person*

by blobertblob July 12, 2017