Telephonite

Someone who works in the telecommunications field. This person lives and breathes the voice side of communications rather than the data side. Fron the old school of dial tone creation.

'All the people who worked for me at Verizon were terrific Telephonites'.

by telecomking July 20, 2009

telephone pisser

A person who pees while on the phone.

Person 1: What did you do last night ?
Person 2: Oh, i just talked on the phone with my cousin. He's a telephone pisser.

by funamazinggirl November 26, 2009

Telephony

the act of using telepathy over the telephony.

Phone operator 1: I just had the worst caller...
Phone operator 2: Yeah? What did you have to do?

Phone operator 1: I used my telephony to slap them 3 times... I don't think they'll call again, but if they do I'll have to knock them out.

by Narc0letipc May 4, 2010

telephonography

1. The study of telephones and telephone systems
2. The practice of using telephones and telephone systems

Q: "Can you set up my logging to the phone system?"
A: "Why, yes. I am quite adept at telephonography"

Q: "Would you mind cold calling a few clients?"
A: "Yes please. I enjoy a good bit of telephonography"

by greysontyrus July 11, 2011

telephone prank

When someone puts their thumb in their ear to get earwax on it (see reverse wet Willie) and licks their pinkie finger. Then you put the thumb in their ear and your pinkie in their mouth.

'I just gave her the WORST telephone prank ever. It was f*cking hysterical.'

by missusvanilla November 15, 2014

Telephone

The reference used to call a phone when you are stuck in the 1950's.

The old man found and called out, "Who's Telephone!"

by Latin is bad December 30, 2016

telephonizer

When you are constantly on your phone while you are at the class.

“Melissa sent you a foursquare request”
Teacher: Melissa we are at the class wth?! You are a true telephonizer!

by MamaStella January 29, 2018