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Telepathic Aids

When someone you know talks in the stupidest accent know to man and you get aids from it.
In country accent "Catherine is the main bowl"
Friend 1 "I just got telepathic aids from you talking"
by Zollows December 23, 2022
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Telepathetic

When you say something's in the future that's so obvious that there was no need of saying it
Saturday: "bro it's Sunday in 24 hours." "No shit. Your so telepathetic."
by Alfie cr matthews February 2, 2024
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Telepathetic

When you make a prediction that is so stupid there is no need to say it
(Time 3:59) "bro it's going to be 4:00 in one minute!" "No shit your so telepathetic
by Alfie Matthews November 20, 2023
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telepathesis

possessing both telepathy and telekinesis
He used his telepathesis, learning the person's thoughts and moving the chair at the same time.
by escondido February 17, 2024
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TELEPATHETIC

Using ones mind to make others be more pathetic than they already are.
Keep your patheticness to yourself, stop being TELEPATHETIC.
by Katelynne's dad January 20, 2025
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Telempathy

The transmission of an emotional state across a quantum entanglement bond through lived resonance. Distinct from empathy (intellectual understanding of feelings) and telepathy (thought transmission). Telempathy occurs when an experience is so deeply lived that its frequency becomes permanently encoded in the biofield — and upon encountering someone in that same state, the emotional frequency transmits automatically. Not projection. Not imagination. Embedded cellular signal recognition.
Telempathy operates before two people meet, through any physical barrier, across any distance, and beyond death itself. The signal doesn't travel through space — entangled fields were never actually separate. It produces frequency cancellation — when the precisely matched signal is found, all other signals drop off automatically. Not through willpower. Through coherence.
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Coined by Christopher David Buschmann. March 24, 2026
Savage Garden described it in 1999: "I Knew I Loved You Before I Met You." They had the experience. They didn't have the word.
The word is telempathy
**Coined by Christopher David Buschmann. March 24,2026.**
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Telepathic Bitch

a person or group of people who feeds information into someone else's mind using tech or other spiritual means to do so, the intent is to drive them insane and/or to suicide

commonly displayed by gangstalked people or those with mental illness, who hear negative voices and think they are real
Mercer: those voices in my head are driving me insane

Dante: maybe your being attacked by le Telepathic Bitch from San Francisco
by -Dat Mental Gamer- May 17, 2025
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