Texticles

Anatomy needed to send bawlsy texts, either based on content or timing.

1. "I'm not texting him to ask if I can sleep with his sister!"

"Dude! Grow some texticles!"

2. No one has the texticles to send her a text before 8 am.

by DeCallMeJerka May 9, 2012

Texticles

Having texticles is when you man up over text and do/say something you wouldn't normally because you were too shy

"I sent that bitch a pic of my nuts"
"damn son, you got some texticles last night, didn't you?"

by Paul McDonald July 26, 2014

tecticles

Spectacles for your testicles.

"Oi Dave!" says Pete-the-lege. "Have you seen my new tecticles?", as he unzips his fly. "Look, it lets the lady know you're classy".

"Pete your testicles look like a fucking librarian you tosser" Exclaims Dave.

by Bob-The-Lege Dylan May 6, 2016

Testicles

The location in a males lower region to store urine. Can be found just below the penis in an out-hanging sack.

I kicked Jimmy so hard in the dick hole that his testicles released pee.

by Soviet Russia 1912 December 9, 2017

Teanticles

Used for pinching Tean's cheeks. Only few people have these dangerous weapons of teanstruction.

Person: "can I use my teanticles on you?"

Tean: "Yes please!"

by TEANMACHINE December 11, 2019

Testicles

The two balls inside ya body infested with sperm

His testicles have lots of sperm

by bigrolly August 26, 2021

testicles

a useless organ that make men's life worse by giving them an erection at the worst times and hurting to the slightest touch

bro my testicles hurt so much. or: bro why do i always get hard its all because of theses damn testicles.

by Xxur_mom69420xX November 4, 2021